Crunch

well the first days are the hardest days, don't you worry any more

[Crunch @Crunchy_Grooves]

Pitch looking lovely

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

Knicks fans are taking over San Antonio 👀

54% of Game 5 ticket sales are from NY/NJ, and there are no direct-flight seats left from NY/NJ to San Antonio today or tomorrow.

(h/t: @Gametime)

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

sure sex is great but have you ever commented "lol" on your ex-boss’s linkedin post?

[Crunch @Crunchy_Grooves]

@DanhausenAD whenever I ask my kids to do something they immediately switch into your voice and say "ohhh, that's work!" and I'm helpless because while I'm not so evil I might be too nice. HOW MUCH HUMAN $ TO CURSE THEM INTO CONSISTENTLY DOING CHORES?

[Peter Hassett 🌕🐉 @peterhassett]

he perked up once the scoreboard showed 39-17

[Peter Hassett 🌕🐉 @peterhassett]

he perked up once the scoreboard showed 39-17

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Growing up this type of thing was the plot of a movie about a crazy guy. It was also considered so illegal and unthinkable it was only a conspiracy theory. Now that it’s real it doesn’t even make front page news.

[Crunch @Crunchy_Grooves]

This entire country is one big payday lending scheme

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

We're going to charge interest on medical debt now when we're also the only developed country where people go bankrupt from medical debt

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeee!

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Not surprised the french guy basically surrendered

[mattmoneysmith @mattmoneysmith]

However much those people paid for tickets it was worth double.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Knicks in the 4th quarter

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Never seen a team owner on the precipice of ending a 53 year drought go out of their way to kill the vibes this hard. This is beyond even Dan Snyder and Donald Sterling. This is Marge Schott territory.

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Wemby bout to sink one from the logo

[Crunch @Crunchy_Grooves]

WOWOEOWISIWIWIWIWBZHSBSVSH

[Crunch @Crunchy_Grooves]

This game is nuts

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

got all the pedophiles in the building this team can never prosper

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

They're letting Social Security fail because they refuse to scrap the cap and make the super-wealthy pay their fair share.

Letting Social Security become insolvent is a choice.