Dylan Wallace

I have hair.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

Get your fucking pay check and get fucking ticket to Roasted Rumble http://t.co/hz6mhA8FK9 otherwise you have noodle dick

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

I never knew Will Smith and Jackie Chan were such good friends. Go follow @WillWillBeWill for quality friendship tweets. #doyourownstunts

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

I'm like those coronas in the back #icecoldbaby

[Forward Unto Dawn @OfficialFUD]

Things are happening.

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

364 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up? #wtfn00bz

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

Was looking in the trash. No I wasn't. Yes I was. Found 6 bottles full. Time to get wet and vomit on/in some sand

[Michael J. Power @michaeljp12]

#Prisoners is up there in some of the most terrifying, intense, unpredictable movies of ALL time. Everyone needs to see it. #AmazingFilm

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

@DHStonehouse in due time the path of furry faced-ness shall be revealed to you in due time.

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

@DHStonehouse The songs shall echo through the mead halls of Valhalla for eternity!

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

@AlexUntoDesign nice man. I wanted you back in my life.

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

@AlexUntoDesign YAY!!! What are you taking?

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

@AlexUntoDesign what? You goin to waterfront?

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

@NicarusLives if you front on a twerked out tip, then I finna chomp

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

Most people love they dogs. #loveyowife #honky #squidsquad2013

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

Ay yo! It's dark and I finna get stuck on some freak tarried tipz! #squidsquad2013

[Michael J. Power @michaeljp12]

@ElijahWohlmuth @CrunkHonky ellen crust

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

Squidies!!!!!! #squidsquad2013!!!!

[αsнℓεү @cozy_comfy_girl]

It's #EarthHour tonight! Don't forget to switch off all your lights from 8:30 till 9:30, lets start saving energy anyway we can!

[Curmudgeon Soup @moneywallace23]

@CrunkHonky real talk this is cereal #sizzurupkills #squidsquad2013

[Dylan Wallace @CrunkHonky]

@sarahlailee due to circumstances I am solely and completely responsible for, I do not own a vehicle. Therefore I cannot easily get to P.E.I