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@IceMetrix The same as the Maple Leafs core for the same reason lol

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@ClimbingCoachX Only one other climber even got the zone on that boulder. Some of them had trouble establishing.

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@WildscapeWonder Hammond, Indiana

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@WindyCityWxMan Constant lightning with that isolated storm in northern Illinois. Great show

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@Steve_Dangle Very realistic. They outshot Montreal 52-16, got goalied, and gave up the most Loony Tunes, Rube Goldberg goals you’ve ever seen.

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@ibettotals I get this as a post climbing gym meal sometimes, but I do half super greens half white rice.

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@kurri_jari His mentality matters a lot. If he’s proud and grateful and content, then he’s living an ideal life.

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@CaribbeanRythms Cave diving is a subset of the audacity it took us to thrive as a species. The audacity to come down from the trees, to try to control fire, to cross the river, to build a boat, to climb a mountain to see what’s in the next valley over, etc.

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Pete Holmes

[hunter* @y2khunter]

AI deepfake technology compiles every serial killer into one man.

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@ParadiseCo_ I heard this climber talk one time, and she does these hours long pushes at high intensity. And she said she aims for 30 grams of sugar per hour for these climbs. But people are consuming way more than that and then sitting there watching a movie?! I drink 30g sugar I crash hard

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@Brewers_Kitchen This little psycho

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I would have to be sentenced to Lollapalooza

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So many sons of Carl, but not many Carls

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this is killing me because none of their names are spelled the same 😭😭

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@goddammitsarah The garbage isn’t an unfixable problem. The north side of the mountain that’s managed by China is clean. Nepal is heavily reliant on tourism revenue, and saying they should shut down climbing is another form of hubris. They’re trying to manage the mountain better.

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@mcmansionhell I used to “read” many novels per week, but then when I was asked about them months later I could barely remember them. So was I really even reading?

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@TheAlexSylvian I gave up part way into book 9 but it was worth the journey

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@JazzFlight @pfaffphobic I really want to drop a haynong man on someone someday, preferably someone who’s mad at me over a misunderstanding

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L+R=J is so obvious. GRRM is practically hitting you over the head with it!

Meanwhile, first time readers: Hang on…Ned and Eddard are the same guy?!

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I have strong opinions about every Oscar nominated movie, none of which I’ve seen

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Yes it should be illegal for you to write a novel