Tobias Fünke

i'll scream wildly into the night sky and you will think i am a lost coyote, wounded perhaps.

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

that time I played for the @okcthunder

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@machinegunkelly thank you what a father’s day gift

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@WrestleFeatures a year old story

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@RobbieBarstool hey bob thoughts on your boy dana slapping the shit out of his wife?

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@AllEliteDoug21 @GiftedMoney you support a rapist and racist.

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@WrestlerHauser @ImChelseaGreen really?

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

Angling for the W? Why would that upset so many people?

[JCup2013 @JCup2013]

After all that, here's where I think we are:

I think Punk was clearly angling for a specific thing to happen at Mania, and it upset a lot of people

I think he was asked and declined a pay cut. I just cannot imagine Mr. "I'm not here to make friends" is about that

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@drmikehart good one, hairline

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

RP for your chance to win this signed @_Dwfootball11 jersey‼️

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@ShawnRyan762 @remarks you voted for the pedo correct?

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@luireigns @dustinrhodes he’s MAGA anyway so i’m sure he has zero regrets

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@zakfilm the only person that would know is @SeanFennessey but he’s still on cloud 9 after last night

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@wiretaup @DoxxxyStocksy he’s almost 50 and was running a full time schedule, dieting, training, anything and everything. what about taking a break/resting and then coming back fresh? i dont think its much more than that.

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@RyanRozbiani bat signal @PabloTorre

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@coachpanda1981 @DanhausenAD @BearDown316 @Rosenbergradio

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@coachpanda1981 @DanhausenAD @BearDown316 @Rosenbergradio FP from the OG Cheap Heat with Shoemaker 🤝

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@CodyRhodes @Cory_Hays407 @WWE @DisneyPlus QB1

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@Spotify 14 years!

40k minutes with @machinegunkelly

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@RanWithThePlan what a horrible take.

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

@dvaughny

[Paul Johnson 🔹 @NotCoachJohnson]

You want a Ted Turner story?

Golfing buddy of mine ran the books at CNN and was the guy who funneled Braves ad revenue to launch WCW.

Early ‘90s, Hawks in the playoffs. Ted asks the team: “What do you need?”

Mookie Blaylock hits him with: “We can’t even get to the bathroom at halftime. Second half I’m out there dying — gotta piss the whole time.”

Ted’s response? Had two brand new toilets installed right in the Hawks locker room.

They were unofficially called “The Mookies.”

A couple of Turner execs rescued them before the Omni got demolished.

Absolute legend.