Cap'n Crust

'The Pornhub of crust.' -Times
'My favorite crusty old place.' -Rolling Stones
'My kinda place.' -James Franco
'Why are you in my yard?'-Ziggy Marley

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

We have our feature of the week folks!

[moth @hickorymoth]

im not afraid of the vaccine bc ive had unprotected sex with a crust punk

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

Fuck you mitch you little sack of piss babies

[Forbes @Forbes]

BREAKING: Republicans in Senate vote to block bill that would create January 6th commission. The vote is 54-35.

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

@nathalie_marx Crusty as hell

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

@vichalifa I cherish your crust 😍😌

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

Why be musty when you can be #crusty?

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

Pretty #crusty of the #oscars2021 to save best actor for last, presumably to honor Chadwick Bozeman at the end of the night, and then give the award to an old crusty man. Very crusty indeed.

[Ziggy Marley @ziggymarley]

R is for Reggae ❤️ 💛 💚

Check out the "R is for Reggae Youth Tee" along with the Kids' Collection on my shop: https://t.co/jUiex4jAJM

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

Thinking about my wife, Yaddle, the #crusty light of my #crusty life. #crustintheforce #crustorcrustnotthereisnodry

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

@ziggymarley at this point if you could shave like 10 yards off the restraining order I'd take it

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

@ziggymarley I feel like you're intentionally ignoring your number 1 fan and if I'm being honest it stings

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

@ziggymarley u up?

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

Rest easy, my #crusty prince. #PrincePhilip #KingCrusty #UnitedCrustdom #teaandcrustpets #nofussjustcrust

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Queen Elizabeth shared a never-before-seen photo of her with Prince Philip ahead of his funeral earlier today.

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

Anyone else’s Twitter still down? My other account isn’t working. Not crusty.

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

@ziggymarley u up?

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

SIKE! You can go EAT SAND Big Moist! Check out this #crustyclaw! #crustinhoffman #crustinbieber #crusttillyoubust #crusticeisblind

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

Love my soft, moist hands, thanks @Dove hand lotion!

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

Fuck Big Moist.

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

Love this kind of #crusty behavior from one of America's crustiest dads! #crustinhoffman #crustorbust

[Owen Skornik-Hayes @OwenSkornik]

Today I learned my dad used to store cheese in his dorm closet while at college in Louisiana

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

@ziggymarley u up?

[Cap'n Crust @CrustyCaptain1]

IN CRUST YOU TRUST