The Crusty Crackpot Podcast

So much for the tolerant leftist podcast.

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Shoutout to the people of #Bolivia for resisting the forces of US imperialism, defeating an illegal coup attempt, and democratically electing a leftist government

I don't mean to be political or anything, but @elonmusk can literally suck my shit and die in an electric car crash

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Is Prince Phillip's death honestly some kind of a fucking joke to you people?

A hilarious, deeply satisfying joke that brings us closer together and sparks joy in our darkest moments?

You people should be ashamed, or horny for the blood of colonists or whatever
#PrincePhilip

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This Japanese gang refused kidnapping ransom, left riddles and clues for investigators, and harrassed the cops until the Chief Superintendent burned himself alive

The vengeful anime villain stage of #latestagecapitalism

https://t.co/QS1mGl2wCC

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Phew

#2020IsOverParty

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Ok where's the money though

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Maybe some landlords actually want to be eaten -- you never know until you try.

#JustDoIt
#consensualcannibalism

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Did You Know chimps will sometimes beat their resource-hoarding overlords to death in public and then eat the corpse in defiance?

Follow us for more financial advice.

https://t.co/bxzKvUNJpO

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@chachalupa That's the Manson family, imprisoned for the murder of Sharon Tate.

Just comparing Kim Kardashian's birthday party to a murdering grifter fest, because... uh... leftism?

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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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We're attacking ourselves and taking everyone down with us, godspeed everyone

#podcast #podcasting

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Our latest episode on the mind-bogglingly ridiculous Trump betting markets is up. According to these crypto gambling sites, the election is still in full swing!

Check it out on Soundcloud, Spotify, Stitchr, all that good stuff.

#TrumpMeltdown #podcast

https://t.co/MxEhMT18Wz

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I'm sad to announce that one of our co-hosts was stabbed outside his home recently.

He's fine, but he put us way off our recording schedule, fuck you Dylan.

We sent him this while he was en route to hospital in the ambulance, because #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine

#podcast

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Slowly but surely folks

#podcast #germanshepherds

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Neo-nazis mobilizing for the #boogaloo

#DomesticTerrorists

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Neo-Nazi Andrew Anglin—who last month told his supporters to “get ready for a war” after Trump’s “stand back and stand by” comment—is claiming on the Daily Stormer that Trump won, Democrats won’t accept, & neo-Nazis need to be “ready to move.” 1/3

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Distinguished politician Ron Paul opening up a #grift in the space-time continuum
@RonPaul #Grifter #GriftersTrumpsAndThieves

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Today is #Samhain, a Gaelic festival marking the end of the harvest and beginning of Winter. So in 2018 we did an extra special episode explaining #Halloween!

We got drunk and we made mistakes and gave ourselves very dumb names, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT FOLKS

https://t.co/RHXvG4KVvA

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@hohadler Hvala na retvitu

Svi smo mi majmuni duboko u sebi!

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@opiumhum Look at those murderous rebel chimps cannibalizing their dictator.

Not a single cellphone in sight, you know, just... V I B I N G

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@commiecum69 Reject humans, demand refund

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@filetofunk "One step forward, two steps back" isn't so much a song as it is an ominous threat from the working class