Brandon

like the graffiti you see under a bridge or tunnel

[Brandon @CrustyDove]

what if godzilla was called Chillzilla and he would just hang out and drink modelos

[۟ @filmfae]

how it feels when your friends are trying to keep you from texting your ex

[Kat @kittykatpamp]

i just be jerking off without incognito i dont care anymore

[elena ejj @ElenaEJJTM]

i picked pomni mii gunner on the character select screen in smash bros and said “watch my amazing digital neutral” and my gf unplugged and walked out of the room

[homeless man on crack @SpareDrip]

everyone from my highschool getting married and inviting me to their weddings and im playing bbcf alone half naked

[dogpoasting @evilsockz]

bruh my coworker just handed me a note and said “can you give this to our manager” and I opened it and it says “gas leak”

[declan 🍀 @___declanAR]

😵‍💫 is the freakiest emoji ever if someone sends u this emoji theyre probably touching themselves

[Brandon @CrustyDove]

NO TITS IN MY DMS IN MY BIRTHDAY IS CRIMINAL

[ななばなな @nanabanana0121]

🐰

[Quez @thehuncho_]

Want some wet pussy rubbed across my face

[Tsuki 🫧 @MidnightBoshi]

Yeah sure

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[dani @AttainerOf]

phone battery died seconds after i finished jerking off

[Vee ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა⊹ ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @cinaenthusiast]

So uhhh...my 16 just offered me dad. I'm beer...

[fartbarf @Fartbarf45]

Thinking about butts and ass

[corn dog @YoungThugVEVO]

how long after sex is it appropriate to hit my dougie

[soren @tsubiclub]

we get high we get fat

[load @loafbreadmann]

how it feels to shave your dick and balls and reclaim your Emergency Inch

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age