Time to dig that old $Crusty sock from the dark depths of your bedroom, the place even your mum won't venture, and start filling it up because we just launched on https://t.co/8qHf89AEZb
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I’m not in the hamper, though I reek of disgrace,
Not in your closet or sock drawer’s embrace.
I’m far from the washer, yet crusted with sin,
Stiff as a corpse from the mess I’ve been in. Down low I reside where the light never gleams,
Among lost remotes and the ghosts of old dreams.
Dust bunnies crown me their crusty old king,
I rattle like cardboard when vacuum cords swing. Mom’s on a mission with flashlight in hand—
One poke with the broom and I’m toast, understand?
Where am I stashed, rigid, rank, and unsaid?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! From the team and community here, have a $Crusty one, and make sure to keep them socks in your portfolio and under the bed!!! 🧦🎆 #StayCrusty
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Who's having a festive weekend?? We know the $Crusty community are looking forward to getting some fresh socks this holiday season
#StayCrusty
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Welcome to the $Crusty Christmas vault where we lock up some socks!!! We currently have 10% locked in the vault, and we want to add more!!! Between now and new years day any crusty that is bought and held will be matched by the team and locked in the vault up to 10%!! So if by new year's Day we are up 6% from our current position we will lock up 6%
So start buying those cock socks and let's fill up the crusty Christmas vault!!!
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Remember this holiday season, not to get your socks and snowballs mixed up, snowballs are for throwing and your socks are made to be $Crusty
#StayCrusty
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