Amanda Lyons

Photogenic potato/ Rat bastard

[🐝 @yosoyporquesomo]

I am.

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

Have you seen my beautiful girl? Tell her I miss her.

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

BREAKING NEWS: Betsey Johnson can do the splits at age 71

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

Why do sloths look like that

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

@kyyaleahhh Let’s make it happen

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

I want someone to go on an staycation with me. Go to a city a couple hours near us and stay in and watch shark tank. Maybe swim in the pool a bit. Get some fast food.

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

There is a positive correlation between how drunk I am and how much Parmesan I want on my food

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

Women are BEAUTIFUL. Like seriously made from the gods and goddesses. Boys? Stinky smelly ew. Made from Oscar the grouch in his tiny trash can.

[🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU]

Stop feeling guilty for standing up for yourself. When someone mistreats you, you're allowed to call them out. You're allowed to be angry. You're allowed to be sad. It doesn't make you any less kind or positive. It's normal and healthy to feel what you need to feel. You're good!

[𝑅𝒶𝑒𝑒 🫦♡ @raeethebrat]

“you look tired” mf i am

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

Back in middle school I went as a “nerd” for Halloween. Some lady asked me if I was ugly Betty 🥲

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

He severely misspoke, I know he wasn’t trying to offend me. Guys are just dumb, what can I say 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

Have y’all ever seen Dexter? I have a good story for y’all.

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

So I ask Carlos, “Am I built like Deb” and he says “No your way fatter than that”. Oh okay ummmm, as he tries to fix what he says he goes “Even back when you looked anorexic you looked better than her” SIRRRR stop talking 😂😂😂😂

[Amanda Lyons @Crustygirl30]

@LaceyRyann WILLOW. Devious little girl

[ココニャ@猫写真集、発売中！ @kokonananya]

「出荷待つおみかんたち」

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

As if this year could get any worse I just met a dog named amanda

[ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ฅ´• ﻌ •`ฅ @chonkyfatcat]

this tiktok single-handedly healed all my traumas

[duck @LAMBVULTURE]

i forgot stuart little’s biological mom fucking looks like this