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[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice

[Dr. Émile P. Torres (they/them) @xriskology]

Did you know that Hitler never once personally killed anyone? Same with Saddam, Pol Pot, Stalin, etc. They’re still mass murderers because they ordered others to do things that killed people. Musk did the same with DOGE—killing more people by 2030 than Stalin & Pol Pot combined.

[Madoc Cairns @MadocCairns]

Alternatively (though I know it's unfashionable) one might consider that the Pope of Rome understands the Catholic faith better than you do

[CruzRoads @CruzRoads]

@bumpzey @strength345 @victryena You mean the bench he also couldn't do properly? but its okay lil bro he's not gonna fuck you or your girl you can hop off it

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

need an E6 standing there saying "zero, zero, zero, zero"

[radish 萝卜 @yinsanyun]

"when i was your age i was already preparing for marriage and kids"

when u were my age u didnt get to play the critically acclaimed mmorpg final fantasy xiv with an ultimate fight where a clown grabs the camera and talks directly to u in a deep sexy voice and then bodyslams u.

[Icee Q. Bagsworth @gofastmotorcycl]

Meep meep ass locale

[Kamille Bidan, MD @4milleforever]

The worst part about it is that's just how humanity is. It's almost biblical. No matter how many prophets have been sent and how many miracles happened, humanity persists in their stubborn ways.
A Mobius Strip of Violence

[Michaela @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[⸜(｡ ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @LASTNAMELORDE]

This is nasty work 😔

[onion person @CantEverDie]

it continuously stuns me how rightwingers don't know how anything works at all on a systematic level so they assume nothing should be done about anything ever

[𝘄𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀​ ⋆｡ @wizardriesx]

how it feels when the raid leader asks you how you died in a discord channel full of 19 other people

[Luis Moreno @LuisMorenolg]

A defense attorney’s dream.

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

"Brilyn Hollyhand" was 10 years old in 2016 when Obama left office... Just imagine him seething about Obama for 8 years from the ages of 2-10

*toddler pounds fist on high chair while Fox News blares in the background*

"MOMMM HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT!!!"

[var👀tski 🇵🇷 @varootski]

“when men were men and women were girls”

holy freudian slip

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the republican party would never vote for a staunch anti-pedophilia candidate

[Cherry! @ToonyCherry_]

Right-wingers be like: Yeah I base my politics off of a Warhammer parody from the guys who made Racist Mario.

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

Kebab guy actually does care about me. One time my gf got a kebab with her coworker and bossman informed me of the incident

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

conservatism is basically an endless chain of “well MY dad would’ve beaten my ass if i tried that, therefore i must dedicate my life to imposing his stern uptight moral code upon the world”