Michael Cruz

retired from giving a fuck

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Back bitches

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Drunk af

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Just ate a piece of cold fried fish and got crumbs all over my chest. Still tasted good doe.

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Lol football head

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Country music, bleh

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Listen to Hold On To Me by Sample Answer #np on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/QexOrGFPPF

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Real men do yoga.... because we had bad backs.

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Tastes are just mouth opinions. #thingsstonerssay

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

My body is getting so used to waking up early as hell that I don't need to even use an alarm anymore..

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

@KidCudi this is god aweful. What happened to man on the moon

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Don’t know exactly what’s going on. All I know is I wanna be there.

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Don't get between fatties and their food. #lifelessons

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

This is what ads instagram thinks I deserve...

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Yoga boob sweat

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

*tips fedora* M'lady #CNNDebate #GOPDebate

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Once you get married it's like both of you look at each other and say "ok let's both get really fat now"

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I just remember that in the fall and winter I let a bunch of men in tight pants & colorful helmets determine if I'm in good mood on Sunday.

[Complex @Complex]

Pacman Jones playing dirty. 🙅🙅🙅 https://t.co/sT9eAHJvgR

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

Craving taco bell. N some Baja blast.... yeah its that mood😏

[Michael Cruz @Cruzer9117]

All I need is