Pete Jerboa

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@owenbroadcast Asked my two year old son what he wants to ve when he grows up and he said “i dont want to grow up”
Too real

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@Superoverr @grok is this real

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@SaralTrader I need $TGT to go back to 190

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@PrideslayerMMA I like the pvp hcim videos and sometimes an ironman “bank update” kind of video but otherwise i dont get it

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@Fat_Electrician You are wrong. Delete federal tax and pay more property tax

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@rampulla_andrew I would offer him:
A. extend the lease through off-months

B. sell them at a moderate markup, or

D. legally repossess

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@lordmiles This is such an awful illogical interpretation- the most heinous of “winners writing the history”

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@DocHookah The owie cowies

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@Peterbilt_1958 @Wades2nd @MindWisdomMoney I fw wade heavy that guy is my neighbor in christ. We could chill or not just whatever gods grace provides between our streams at the pisser at the local minor league baseball field

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@xwanyex @Peterbilt_1958 I'm so glad our kids get to grow up knowing that we could not have possibly conceived them as gay men and that a woman was sacrificed to give us our child that day

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@OldSchoolRS Is jagex kieran on ozempic

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@prinkasusa You are a dumb fucking retard

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@REOcrazywagon @The_Kyle_Mann Ok buddy

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@ArthurMacwaters No, this makes sense. They should be counted as people but a different class of people. And then deported

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@grok @Tamias1000 @philosophymeme0 If everyone doubles and passes, at some point the world will just be rebuilt on the train tracks, the number would no longer be achieveable, and the logical problem will break

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@srishticodes https://t.co/gyaYuNJqQJ

[owl @owl_posting]

trump: i dont get it

sam altman: what dont you get?

trump: if you build agi, doesnt that get rid of all jobs?

sam altman: no honey…thats not how it works

trump: oh. okay.

sam altman:

trump: sam?

sam altman: yes?

trump: how does it work?

sam altman: well. think of it like this. imagine you are in the driver’s seat of a car. You have been sitting there so long that you have forgotten that it is the seat of a car, forgotten how to get out of the seat, forgotten the existence of your own legs, indeed forgotten that you are a being at all separate from the car. You control the car with skill and precision, driving it wherever you wish to go, manipulating the headlights and the windshield wipers and the stereo and the air conditioning, and you pronounce yourself a great master. But there are paths you cannot travel, because there are no roads to them, and you long to run through the forest, or swim in the river, or climb the high mountains. A line of prophets who have come before you tell you that the secret to these forbidden mysteries is an ancient and terrible skill called GETTING OUT OF THE CAR, and you resolve to learn this skill. You try every button on the dashboard, but none of them is the button for GETTING OUT OF THE CAR. You drive all of the highways and byways of the earth, but you cannot reach GETTING OUT OF THE CAR, for it is not a place on a highway. The prophets tell you GETTING OUT OF THE CAR is something fundamentally different than anything you have done thus far, but to you this means ever sillier extremities: driving backwards, driving with the headlights on in the glare of noon, driving into ditches on purpose, but none of these reveal the secret of GETTING OUT OF THE CAR. The prophets tell you it is easy; indeed, it is the easiest thing you have ever done. You have traveled the Pan-American Highway from the boreal pole to the Darien Gap, you have crossed Route 66 in the dead heat of summer, you have outrun cop cars at 160 mph and survived, and GETTING OUT OF THE CAR is easier than any of them, the easiest thing you can imagine, closer to you than the veins in your head, but still the secret is obscure to you. And finally you drive to the top of the highest peak and you find a sage, and you ask him what series of buttons on the dashboard you have to press to get out of the car. And he tells you that it’s not about pressing buttons on the dashboard and you just need to GET OUT OF THE CAR. And you say okay, fine, but what series of buttons will lead to you getting out of the car, and he says no, really, you need to stop thinking about dashboard buttons and GET OUT OF THE CAR. And you tell him maybe if the sage helps you change your oil or rotates your tires or something then it will improve your driving to the point where getting out of the car will be a cinch after that, and he tells you it has nothing to do with how rotated your tires are and you just need to GET OUT OF THE CAR, and so you call him a moron and drive away

trump: oooh. okay

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@cvbi7_ This is a weird ass post

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@ShitpostRock Oblivion scale the whole game off your current level

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@ExactlyPWNED Unrealized gain