Crystal

Sarcasm |

Memes |

sometimes politics |

Critic

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@Eyoyism Maybe don’t publicly announce that you’re taking action solely because you expect legal trouble down the line

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@autismgod42069 Me: Alcohol is gonna make me lose my mind”
Alcohol: “Best I can offer is awkward eye contact and a little small talk

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@FlyoutChase Rent shouldn’t be increasing every single year in the first place.

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@wingoz No more sun blinding the players and fans! Such a simple idea, it’s wild nobody thought of it sooner

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@lowelopet OG Muay Thai was way better; the new version makes him look like he’s been completely slimmed down.

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@yunollis It’s probably because his fans get jealous really easily and tend to take things personally

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@sailoridiot1000 People always say dad’s genes show up more strongly, with children seeming to pick up a lot of their traits from him.

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@tastefullysaucy Are you actually a student there? If not, where can I hear directly from someone who is?

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@blauereiter I’ve seen so many people complaining about the CGI being “so bad,” and honestly it’s starting to annoy me. If they’re just trying to rage bait, it’s definitely working

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@mspiggyhairgif Wait, what’s the context here, and who is he?

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@mikeandawldat She went for a simple look and absolutely ateee.

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@ImgoingSputnik You look genuinely happy in that.

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@mariopusxyattac I think you mean the other way around.

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@Shonenannime It looks like Chainsaw Man fused with Hulk and is throwing hands with Way Big 😭

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@ItalianFiesta Those bottoms always do that. Absolute game changer fr.

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@oldr3cliners They’ve really had her working since she was just a sonogram, omg.

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@mikeandawldat She clearly doesn’t care about homeless people.

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@film_girl This is exactly why Back Market is great: you can buy refurbished or brand-new tech without the inflated price tag.

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@faeriesector It never really went away, but states like mine banned it because of age verification problems. Thankfully, Twitter ended up filling that void. 😭

[Crystal @Cry9198]

@internetcowpoke You can totally tell the writers want to put him in more “teen-appropriate” situations, but they’re limited because he’s permanently stuck as a 10-year-old. 😭