KIZUNA BEEF

the world makes cowards of us all, somehow persuaded to fight each other forever...reality can feel like a horrible joke.

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

https://t.co/ai7RIvPXGD

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Happy 48th Birthday to the hetero lifemate - my eternally young & forever funny best friend @JayMewes!
J-A-Y are the letters of his name!
Being my muse is the aspect of his game!
Everything I have or have done in my career is tied directly to him and his very singular POV! ❤️U!

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

I know Tool is a band people either absolutely love or are left totally cold by. I've known this for 20+ years.
I'd never listened to them before yesterday, so I spun a couple of their albums.

They're pretty good!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Sometime evenings, when I'm passing a particularly perilous poo, I feel a deep connection with Elvis In his final moments

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I like to flick through boxes of After Eight Mints imagining that I'm a giant DJ

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I used to work with someone who was so catastrophically shit at their job that much of my time was spent fixing basic fuckups caused by their laziness and ineptitude. When they left, the office had a whip round and I pretended to put in some money but I actually took out £20.

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

First thing Eddie Howe needs to do is stop Newcastle United walking out onto the pitch to the music from The Omen. How on earth does that help settle anyones' nerves?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I frequently Google companies I hate and click on their ads, just to cost them a couple of quid. If enough of us do it, it will fuck their marketing "funnel" as well, so that they can't even figure out what to spend their money on. JOIN ME.

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

Who even puts a picture of their mate's pub on their wall anyway?

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

@EADSY2009 @stairwars @loginjackson @theJeremyVine He sure looks like a main scientist at Pfizer.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Bloke managed to hit me in the leg twice at the supermarket without apology.
When he wasn't looking I silently wheeled his trolley to the other side of the building and plonked it in one of the lockable trolley slots near the cafe. I still have the key two years later.

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

...and this is how I found out Harry Kewell is / was Head Coach at Barnet.
It's not that easy to follow the National League here in Asia...

[Barnet FC 🐝 @BarnetFC]

Club Statement: Harry Kewell

#BarnetFC🐝

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

@rudahsilva @OldSchoolPanini So, Atletico had some tie in with a movie studio, distributor, whatever the heck it was, but when I visited their old stadium a few years ago the sponsor on the shirts sold there was 'The Da Vinci Code'. I didn't buy one.

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

Used to be a kid in my extended circle of friends back in the 1990s who'd hold a shitty mic to his stereo and dub @Nirvana,@therapyofficial and others in awful quality, then pass them on, pretending they were 'rough mixes' or 'demos'. Were they f&*k.

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Last Day of CLERKS III.
It’s been a blissful shoot.
I’ve already cut together about an hour of the movie and it’s a funny as fuck, emotional paean to cinema.
Tonight, these 2 old fools wrap their 10th movie together.
Today, they’re just trying to survive a 7 mile Highlands hike.

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

At the Olympics, it's called 200 metres 'freestyle' and yet they pretty much always decide to swim it.

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

https://t.co/5rcgNwwYQj

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

Metallica. Seattle Live, 1989. Height of their powers.

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

One of the side-benefits of having the #Paralympics on is that you get to frequently hear clips of @PublicEnemyFTP / @MrChuckD's quality tune 'Harder Than You Think' soundtracking Channel 4's coverage in the UK.

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

I swear I saw this ending on the original VHS release... or maybe I dreamt it after reading it in the Dark Horse comic adaptation.

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Army of Darkness flashback. The ending that never was. Ash swallows the wrong amount of magic drops trying to get back home, oversleeps and awakes to a world destroyed. Typical Ash. Test audiences said this version was a “downer,” so we re-shot a “happy” ending. Go figure.

[KIZUNA BEEF @CryBBDethTweetz]

@_OwenTHFC Anyone big club ever actually try and buy Gabby Agbonlahor or Ledley King did they?