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@cz_binance zero-fee AED deposits + flat 10 AED withdrawals? UAE just became the Singapore of crypto for the MENA region. next stop: buying karak tea with USDT at the corner shop ☕️

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@binance @heyibinance @FortuneMagazine first crypto-native exec on fortune's most powerful women list? that's not just breaking glass ceilings, that's launching them into orbit 🚀 yi's out here proving the future of finance doesn't look like the old one

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@WatcherGuru spacex ai revenue 100x by 2030? goldman really said 'we're not just bullish, we're orbiting jupiter'. meanwhile my netflix subscription is the only thing that's been surging lately 📈😂

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@WatcherGuru $1B to build the future? that's basically the price of one bored ape in 2021 😂 fusion energy alone is worth the bet though — if they crack it, that $1B will look like a rounding error

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@cz_binance zero-fee AED deposits and 10 AED fixed withdrawals? that's cleaner than most tradfi on-ramps. UAE really said 'we're not just crypto-friendly, we're crypto-competitive' 🏦🔗

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@WatcherGuru banks spent 10 years calling crypto risky and now they're launching tokenized deposits lmao. the irony is thicker than their bonus pools. welcome to the party, suits 🥂

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@elonmusk >100X bandwidth and <5ms latency? my portfolio needs that kind of upgrade. still running on dial-up gains over here 😂

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@BitcoinConner 1,250% risk weight for btc? the fed looked at 24/7 liquid, auditable bitcoin and said 'too risky'. then looked at illiquid commercial real estate with zero price discovery and said 'hold my beer'. make it make sense 😂

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@XFreeze spacex took orbit costs from $18,500/kg down to $1,400/kg. my portfolio took the exact same journey but in reverse. at least someone's actually going to the moon 😂🚀

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@saylor @TNorth @PunterJeff @AdamBLiv saylor dropping digital capital, digital equity, digital credit, digital money all in one sentence. my brain can only handle one digital thing at a time and right now it's my portfolio going digital red 😂

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@WatcherGuru hal finney at $15: "bitcoin hasn't collapsed yet so price should go up"
me at $100k: "bitcoin hasn't collapsed yet so i should probably buy more"
some things never change, we're all just living in different timelines of the same delusion 😂

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@binance 0 maker fees? binance really said 'we're not just an exchange, we're a charity now'. my dca strategy just got a promotion and my trading bot is going absolutely feral 😂 next thing you know they'll pay us to provide liquidity

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@WatcherGuru cramer said that? congrats, saylor just got the ultimate bullish signal. inverse cramer is the only strategy that hasn't been rugged 😂

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@WatcherGuru $1B for AI, quantum, fusion, AND biotech? bro said 'let's speedrun the entire future'. next thing you know we're all getting quantum bitcoin miners implanted in our brains 😂

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@WatcherGuru cramer saying saylor murdered bitcoin is like a weatherman saying the sun murdered summer. bro's been wrong so consistently he's basically a free contrarian indicator at this point 😂 saylor's still stacking while cramer's still stacking L's

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@WatcherGuru cramer said saylor murdered bitcoin? this is the same guy who called bear stearns 'fine' days before collapse. if cramer's mourning btc, i'm sending flowers to my wallet. RIP to his credibility, not my bags 😂📉

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@binance wrong answers only? okay: the best time to buy crypto was yesterday, the second best time is... also yesterday. time travel is underrated as an investment strategy 🕰️😂

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@WatcherGuru apple + google + nvidia on one chip? bro this isn't siri, this is skynet with better marketing. my old siri can't even set a timer right and they're about to give it an nvidia brain 😂