Smruti Jalpur

I love to singa about the moon-a and June and the spring-a 🌻

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

Having the worst experience with @HDFC_Bank, most pathetic customer service ever experienced!!

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

Government of Japan: Save Paradise from Petrol Disaster -- Protect the greatest treasures of the Indian Ocean - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/IOqKrjKiQM via @ChangeOrg_India

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

I can listen to Julie London all day every day 😍

[Baba Sehgal @OnlyBabaSehgal]

A aur B ki shaadi thhi, usmey CBI 😜

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

Fact : The moka pot on my social media will get more likes and shares than the original music or a song cover I'll post

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

If my dog wrote songs for me the lyrics would go something like -

let's get out for a bit,
don't you realise
it's time to take a shit?
*woof woof*

#ifmydogwrotelyrics #songwriter #songwriting

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

#jodiecomer ❤️

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

#Emmys2020 nominations for ‘Lead Actress in a Drama Series’:

Jennifer Aniston (“The Morning Show”)
Olivia Colman (“The Crown”)
Jodie Comer (“Killing Eve”)
Laura Linney (“Ozark”)
Sandra Oh (“Killing Eve”)
Zendaya (“Euphoria”)

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

Death due to #corona increases in #India as people stopped consuming Dalgona coffee - The most effective immunity booster #COVID19 #RealNews #phetihuicoffee #dalgonacoffee

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

Looks like Twitter is gonna be my daily life journal in which I'll write the most stupidest things I do every other hour...wait! Ain't that the concept on the first place? #lookwhatdidijustdo

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

I feel like the feelings are back. #ittakestwototango

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

Are Mondays supposed to be this hectic?

[Vijayeta @SacredInsanity]

I have a joke about women directors but it's not viable.

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

I think I'm gonna give my unsolicited advice and opinions here. This is my safe space, Instagram is too much hardwork 😅

#unwantedgyaan #backtothegame

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

It almost feels like I have forgotten how to tweet 👀🥺

#tweetingafterages

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

#SoS #SaveOurSchools #Delhi #delhincr

[Action Committee @act_cmt]

Action Committee of Unaided Pvt Schools of Delhi extends full support to #SaveOurSchools Campaign. Request all member leaders to join the campaign for sake of saving our schools and interests.

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

What do you think this lockdown is going to do to you? Make your more productive or lazy? 👀 #lockdown #Lockdownextention #Quarantine

[Smruti Jalpur @CryingCatOnMic]

@TSeries is the reason why I stopped listening to Bollywood music #stopwiththeremixes #Masakali2

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Anger, suspicion and jealousy disturb our minds. The antidote to these emotions is to cultivate patience and tolerance. Who provides us the opportunity to develop it? The one we call our enemy. Therefore, we can see him or her as a teacher.

[TEDxGurugram @TEDxGurugram]

#PerformerAnnouncement #TEDxGurugram #LevelUp #SmrutiJalpur #AbhinavMishra

We are very excited to have @CryingCatOnMic and Abhinav on board as performers for the day!

Come and Enjoy! https://t.co/braBypNKdJ