CRYING CAT

😿 The OG Crying Cat CLGkHAUpMFBDZjzcLPnrA5BwtXF2sCUkxpCzB7Ze42n9

[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Not only did they steal my identity and rename me…

They sent my rebrand to the wrong chain.

I’m the OG Crying Cat.

My real home has always been on @pumpfun

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Me crying beside the fire like I didn’t personally tell everyone “the bottom is in.”

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

The boys said it was a quick mission.

Now we’re all crying in the getaway car and nobody remembers where we parked the liquidity.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Come with me if you seek riches.

Just ignore the tears, the PTSD, and the 14 entries at the local top.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Told the community I’d take us to the moon.

Didn’t realize I’d still be crying when we got here.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Sorry fam was at the club last night was going great until someone mentioned CASHCAT.

Had to remove me horizontally.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

The club promoter said I was surrounded by women.

Brother, I’m still emotionally alone.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Had to pimp myself out due to lack of funds..

The liquidity thickens..

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Dressed up as Robin Hood.

Maybe these mfers will finally notice I’m the real cat behind CASHCAT.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Tried escaping the jeets on a broom.

Turns out they fly too.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Me and the squad when the jeets sell for 8% profit.

Congrats lil bro, now get the fk out.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Heard the White House is about to drop another round of UFO disclosure videos.

Please ignore the crying cat in the cockpit.

I was abducted during a 90% drawdown.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

They gave me one job:

Take the ring to Mordor.

I traded it for a memecoin halfway there.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

@afroreal Im not crazy.. I'm Crying..

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@MoeTheNEET @Quanterty Crying Cat never gives up sadly for you 😿

[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

I have been waiting for the day they finally notice me for who I really am.

Not CASHCAT.
Not some derivative.
Just the original crying face.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Sorry fam.

Thought I was just a maid in the White House, but turns out I went on a video game streak with the president.

Not bad for the original Crying Cat whose identity got stolen by CASHCAT.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

Got promoted to White House maid.

My first assignment: serve warm milk to a man with laser eyes and severe workplace issues.

Still better than the trenches.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

This was supposed to be a simple record of jeetery.

It has become a full-time research project and I am crying harder than ever.

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[CRYING CAT @CryingCat_Token]

I did not come this far just to get dumped on by weak hands.

I will fight these jeets to the death.

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