Noelle

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

THE POWER OF GRIMACE @McDonalds

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

@CoryHoward72 Thank you loyal follower

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

I can’t believe no one wished me a happy 3 year Twitter anniversary. SMH

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

Bevo

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

Anyone else agree???

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

Hey guys, after 2 years on #Twitter I still don’t really know how this #works. But I think I have a funny tweet, so check my profile to follow along. 🐦

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

@CoryHoward72 @Dodgers You know jimmy g though???

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

@Mets another win today. Got anything to say?

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

If you’re wondering how the Mets won 6 games in a row, look no further @Mets

[JB @chickenskin123]

Rip Edgar Allan Poe he would have loved playa bowls

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

@CoryHoward72 Baltimore

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

Current mood:

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

Normalize stuffing all year round. Thoughts? 🦃

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

@KianDalvandi Twitter kian is mean

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

Hey guys just your friendly neighborhood public health major bird here to give you a life hack. Stop saying “global” pandemic. Pandemic literally means worldwide epidemic, so no need for the word global. U sound dum and I’m judging u. 🐥

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Holy shit

[New Jersey @NJGov]

bagel

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

interesting how when u squeeze most fruits u get fruit juice but when u squeeze a banana u just get. mashy banana. to me this is very suspicious. imposter fruit?

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

@agups3 Well don’t I look like a fool now

[Noelle @CrypticBird2]

Me: *goes to college*
~4 years later~
My mom: Congrats on graduating from UT Texas!

...not sure what she thought the first T stood for for all these years