Dana, Goblin Queen

Just a very tired woman.

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@nicklopiccolo Was getting fired from Paradigm for behavioral issues also part of this puppet master routine.

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@thesavagebella @reigns_era His ass hurt

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@Fightful $350k is like what, three shows?

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@CrowDrowsy He takes brass knuckles out of his bra too?

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@Beytoby789 is this how i find out lizzo is in the epstein files?!

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@luchablog Toni Storm is a legit witch and shoot cursed Mariah May that night.

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@andrewcuomo When are you leaving New York, and do you need help moving?

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@SSDarkAngel How the fuck are you going to literally say "hurr hurr Vince never raped ME" and then pull this fake feminism bullshit. You should be embarrassed to act this way.

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@BeehiveKRD @DecodingFoxNews That's not Mox, anyone familiar with his speech patterns can tell you that.

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@WrestleTalk_TV Jade hasn't been in AEW for 2 years, find a new excuse

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@Cory_Hays407 I'm sure ESPN wondered why Triple Paul put out such a dog shit ppv

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@WWE @espn Your dumbass fans are not going to figure this out, no wonder Steph has been shilling VPNs on her podcast 😂

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@Complex What's their secret, she texts Brock photos of herself pissing? Like he solicited from sex trafficking victims?

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@TripleHHHPaulL "Right after the Three Rivers Waiter and Waitress Competition. Levels."
-Pacemaker

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@AndreasHale @espn @WWERollins @BeckyLynchWWE @WWE I find the premise of this "article" (more like paid advertisement if were being honest) is a little questionable considering the worked nature of the injury was widely reported on in wrestling media. But good luck selling this PPV, sir

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@WrestlingNewsCo Jesus Christ, LaGreca needs therapy. What a fucking loser.

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@WWESheamus Things Mario says before answering his phone on a date

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@nicklopiccolo Goddamn, was the sun even out before you woke up and resumed your flamewar with wresling fans? I would think your clients that aren't dumb carnies would have second thoughts about employing an agent with the maturity of a 13 year old boy.

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@nicklopiccolo Damn, Ric's gonna have to find somebody else to negotiate for less money on his next contract, I guess.

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@mattkoonmusic Smartphones are a necessity.
Transportation is a necessity.

Shitty sports entertainment shows are not a necessity.