CrypticPilot (retired VTuber)

What was once here is now gone.

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

Unsurprisingly. I'm a techmarine.

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

[SEGA @SEGA]

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[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@FrozenFrostVT Calls America burgerland.
First food related thing he posts? Not a burger.

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@PolitelyWicked My tired ass rn: "wow that looks like my favorite commissar..."
Also me: "oh it IS my favorite commissar"

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@Torykbirdthrowa Oh look... more man made horrors beyond my comprehension on my FYP...

I think that's enough internet for today.

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@AstariaSol @Sirhaian Yeah man but it's a dry heat...

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@ScouterVee @SoulEater923 Hi. Actual fencer/martial fighter here. Some of the best opponents I've ever faced were women. You probably got stuffed in a locker by a girl when you were twelve but instead of hitting the gym and gittin' gud you sit on your ass and lament your weakness. I pity you.

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

Man... GW needs to give Dante his wings back. #WarhammerCommunity

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

Me: "Huh, the Repulsor must be based off of the impulsor chassis. I have a gladiator, so I know what the sizing is. How the fuck does this thing fit that many space marines?"
Me, after building the Repulsor: "Oh fuck."

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@MeU_317 You're telling me I could get an outride proxy that has a smaller base and there's 75% less outrider to paint? Sign me the fuck UP. (I still haven't fucked with my Outrider Sergeant, face sculpts scare me)

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@Nacotnotus Okay blueberries aside...

By the Emperor is that a whole FREEHANDED MURAL on the side of this impulsor?

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

This goes so incredibly hard it's unreal.

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

It's recap time! I did... a thing!

And now my duty is done. I can finally retire. *glances nervously at all my fellow streamer friends who won't let me retire*

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@DocScalawag Honestly Paranoia is the natural state of mind when at rest.

I just started talking to the voices in my head, they think you can't hear them but I know you can.

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@MookeiVT Usually my reaction is *chuckle* "Fuckin' liar"

Then again I hate the sound of my own voice so.

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

Blessed be the Omnissiah let him guide this here axe into the foes of my enemies.

[Focus Entertainment @Focus_entmt]

How exciting! 😌 In the latest Community Update of #SpaceMarine2 we've revealed bits of the upcoming new class: the Techmarine! It's coming in early 2026, with Patch 12.

Are you looking forward to it? ⚙️⚔️

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@Dexerto Fuckin' jesus man...

Phrasing made it seem like the guy was dead.

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

The last cameo marine for now. My friend @Kippy_VT who also mains heavy and has four cats so...

She chose 4th Company, 20th squad for her mini to be funny, I forgot to tell her that 4th Comp. Salas brand themselves... oops. #WarhammerCommunity #warhammer40k

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

*Puffs non-tobacco cigarette for atmosphere*

Y'all fuckers are studying?

[CrypticPilot (retired VTuber) @CrypticPilot_VT]

@WarhammerHeresy @warhammer Dante wins. Sanguinius literally won't allow him to die.