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Unburdened by what has been....

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Play video games or be dumb!

Those are your only 2 choices 😂

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

@olivegarden Olive Garden implemented the SAVE America Act more quickly than the US Senate.

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Attention all out-of-state travelers: your travel agent is lying to you. ⚠️

While the rest of the world deals with standard, run-of-the-mill land bears that can be defeated by a sturdy trash can lid, Florida plays host to the single most lethal apex predator on God’s green earth. As you can clearly see in the terrifying footage in the video below, the legendary Gulf Aqua Bear is real, and it is actively patrolling our shorelines.

These ferocious amphibious mammals have evolved past the need for forests and have fully colonized the ocean. They are biologically engineered to hunt Orcas and Great White sharks right off our coast. Now, you might be saying to yourself, "Wait, the Gulf of America doesn't have Orcas or Great Whites." And you would be completely correct —because as of recently, the Gulf Aqua Bear has officially hunted them into absolute extinction.

The crisis we face now is that their primary oceanic food source is entirely gone. To survive, they have had to adapt to a very similar flavor palette: ultra-premium, grass-fed visitors from Martha’s Vineyard, Long Island, or San Francisco. Essentially, any coastal Yankee or climate activist is a top-tier delicacy on their daily menu.

These beasts can hold their breath for up to 5 hours at a time, prowling the emerald underwater shelf completely undetected. The creature caught on camera in the video below is actually just a newborn infant baby Aqua Bear, which are known to crawl onto the sand to pick off little gender-confused children and avocado-toast enthusiasts right out of their beachfront hotel rooms.

The full-grown adults grow up to 30 feet long and possess weaponized, retractable prehensile tongues that can whip out of the surf, wrap around your ankles, and drag you into the abyss from a football field away without the bear ever exposing itself to daylight. The mainstream media wants you to believe that "rip tides" are responsible for pulling people out to sea. Don't fall for the globalist propaganda. It is the Aqua Bear almost 100% of the time.

In fact, the Florida Tourism Commission has spent decades covering up the tragic history of the USS Massachusetts — a heavy naval vessel that suffered catastrophic hull breaches during a coordinated, tactical Aqua Bear ambush in the early 20th century. To this day, the Department of Defense quietly mandates that any naval vessel traveling through our waters with any indication it originated from up north must completely cover its nameplate while training through Florida, lest they trigger a feeding frenzy.

Be afraid. Be absolutely terrified. This is the unvarnished truth. If you value your life, stay the hell away from Florida beaches. Only the locals are biologically equipped and properly armed to handle these aquatic beasts.

Book a trip to Ohio instead. 🇺🇸🐻🌊

[Young George Washington @washingtonmovie]

Young Washington marches into theaters this 4th of July weekend, just in time for America's 250th. Tickets are on sale NOW!

[PJ Ace @PJaccetturo]

Everything they taught you about July 4th, 1776 is a lie.

The Redcoats weren't soldiers. They were something else.

We recovered the real footage using Utopai 🧵👇

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤣🤣

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Simulate If The U.S. Had A Second Civil War

[Panzerpicture @Panzerpicture]

Today I will send my last appeal, I'm just done with YouTube.

I'm completely burned out. After fighting for months to save my 13-year-old Panzer Picture channel from that ridiculous false "Child Sexual Abuse" flag, I pretty much lost all hope it's ever coming back.

Bigger channels stay silent, when so many channel are being removed for CP and Sexual abuse, I can tell you, your time will come.

The stress has been brutal on my health (Crohn’s hasn’t helped). If you're still here and believe in preserving WW2 history, a like or RT would mean the world right now. Thank you for not forgetting ❤️ #RestorePanzerPicture #WW2History #YouTubeCensorship

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX IPO info

[Pierogi @ScammerPayback]

Locked Their Hard Drives, Listen to Them Rage

[Siaxares 🇮🇷 🇺🇸 @siaxares]

Speaking as someone inside Iran who stayed connected through Starlink during the total blackout, I can sincerely affirm the real mood across the country right now:

We are relieved the ceasefire negotiations collapsed.

The spirit inside Iran and the genuine desires of the people stand totally against any truce or bargaining with this brutal regime — particularly figures like Ghalibaf, a murdering psychopath who has countless Iranian blood on his hands.

Every form of engagement or compromise with the Islamic Republic is strongly opposed by ordinary Iranians. We are determined to complete the uprising we launched in January. Any support the international community — above all the United States — can offer is deeply appreciated.

For nearly five decades we have suffered relentless torture, sexual violence, executions, degradation, and sorrow at the hands of this tyranny. The outside world has no real grasp of the extent of our pain. The Iranian public feels zero concern for Hezbollah, yet the regime is ready to endanger the entire nation for them. They have always prioritized their terrorist proxies over the well-being of their own citizens.

We exhausted every peaceful option: huge street demonstrations, open resistance, attempts at gradual reform, dialogue — you name it. None succeeded. The regime’s consistent reply has been gunfire, nooses, and fresh waves of fear.

With the talks now broken down, I’m writing this from inside Iran with mixed emotions of anxiety, hope and grief. Whatever unfolds from here, most Iranians will feel a sense of release. No price is too steep to get rid of this evil regime and the price of letting this nightmare drag on is far greater, and for many of us, even dying feels better than one more day under these monsters.

This reflects the authentic voice of the majority of Iranians — a people who frequently lack internet access, global reach, or any platform to speak.

When we lose internet access, the Iranian diaspora becomes our voice abroad. While the ceasefire talks dragged on, they took to the streets in protest, clearly showing the world that we reject any negotiation with this regime and want Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi to represent the Iranian people — because no one inside this regime ever can.

As I have said before, the world will soon see why we declare:
Anything for freedom. Anything to destroy this evil.

#IranRevolution2026‌
#KingRezaPahlavi‌

[Camus @newstart_2024]

A woman just said what a lot of people have been thinking but rarely say out loud.

She’s tired of the “boss bitch / bad girl” energy that pretends men and women are exactly the same and can do everything equally.

Her point: we’re equal in value, but we’re not the same.

Women need more fat, more sleep, and we’re generally less stress-resilient than men. We run on a 28-day cycle while men run on a 24-hour one. The houses we live in, the roads we drive on, the entire infrastructure of society — most of it was built by men.

Instead of seeing each other as competition, she says, we should recognise how beautifully we complement one another.

And the next time you feel like looking down on men, remember the hard work your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather put in. A bit of respect costs nothing.

It’s a refreshingly honest take in a world that loves to pretend biology doesn’t matter.

What do you think — are we better off celebrating the differences between men and women, or pretending they don’t exist?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Failing to pass SAVE is an act of high treason against the people of America

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture.

Nobody dies to defend a “multicultural economic zone”!

American culture, with its English-Scotts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for.

Some may not realize it, but that’s why people come here.

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[Lee Zeldin @epaleezeldin]

There will be no more climate participation trophies awarded to manufacturers who make Americans’ vehicles die at every red light and stop sign. It’s over. The Start/Stop Obama Switch is FINISHED!

Under President Trump’s leadership, manufacturers can build the vehicles Americans actually want, instead of the vehicles that politicians and bureaucrats in Washington demand.