Cryptically Crazy ‽

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[Cryptically Crazy ‽ @Crypticallycray]

@Sandesh4608Y @GTAGolden_ I am an employee of Walmart. Trust me I want this just as bad as everyone else, but I had to prove that this post is not true.

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@GTA6_Premium Looked it up based on item number and got this

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@WhiteHouse Starting to feel less like the United States of America more like the United States of Trump

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@NewsWire_US Swear at this rate we are becoming the United States of Trump

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@ratu_Julid @ijsthee @TheAppleDesign Literally what I did

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE SIMPSONS’ has released a couch gag that finally shows the aftermath of Marge hitting Homer with her car in the intro.

“How are you just sitting there? Your mom just hit me with her car!”

[Mia Crystal Peppsi Ⓜ️ @YourWaifu]

Its actually really funny that they had to show an AI approximation of a japanese/german Toyota GR Supra for the le epic hot American patriot girl to drive because the top american sports car, the corvette, is a hybrid now in 2026.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Bad Bunny was AMAZING.

He just humiliated Turning Point USA and their “all-American” counter-rally implying Puerto Ricans and anyone who isn’t white aren’t American.

Fuck that. THIS is America.

[TRUMP SUPPORTER @_Postive_Vibes]

🚨 UPDATE: Texas Rep. Chip Roy dropped a political bombshell: “At some point, people will look at this body and say maybe we should get rid of all 435 members of the House and all 100 members of the Senate and start over because Congress is literally failing the American people.”

[Cryptically Crazy ‽ @Crypticallycray]

@willreil I’ve said it a million time before! Automakers need to either rerelease old models with modern safety features, or do what Ford let Charge Cars do, that being licensing the likeness of the car to Charge Cars.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Disneyland's viral Evil Queen confirmed in an interview with PEOPLE that she was let go after 8 years.

[Cryptically Crazy ‽ @Crypticallycray]

@uncledoomer I’m glad we are, at least in some semblance, starting to get rid of pointless dyes

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘GTA 6’ will be released one year from today, unless delayed again.

[Deezpog( ´ー`)(3/5 slots taken) @deezppg]

Ai that makes the art Ai that helps in making the art

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

how quickly people forget about “The Tea Party”

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@gbmolch @Sankew06 If somebody hadn’t of posted that it did that on here I’m sure you’d still be none the wiser

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ozzy Osbourne has sadly passed away at the age of 76.

[GregsGadgets @GregoryMcFadden]

Apple should have never let people download a developer beta without paying the $100 developer fee. Everyday people are reviewing iOS 26 like it's the final build

[Andrew Clare @andrewjclare]

Things I’ve learned since iOS 26 was released:

- Everyone on Twitter is a designer
- Android users are concerned for iOS users
- Steve Jobs never created a bad design
- People wanting a redesign, actually didn’t
- 100% trust the leaks
- Beta means shipped
- No one has ever heard of the feedback app