Cryptid Creek Farm

A small farm and ranch, owned and operated by queer cryptids in Western Washington. Accidental ofmd fan account. 🦄=he/him, 🦌=he/they, 🤡=he/they

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

Our chickens are going to miss the warmer weather. The ducks and geese will love the rain of course. Might turn some sketches into buttons during the colder times. We’ve got so many plants growing on the farm and head to Patreon to see what’s being pulled from the ground 🤡

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

Took a few days worth of sunset pictures for our upcoming Patreon post. If you want to see why head on over there. We introduced a few younger ducks (Jelly Bean, Frijoles, & Scarlet) and 2 geese (Runts & Seabiscuit) to our beanless duck Pinto. What is Runts trying to tell me? 🤡

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

Sure wish @MountainDew knew how often we used their boxes for babies around here.

[serving can't @spoblin]

Car broke down, because of course it did. Farm set up a GoFundMe because my car is currently the farm's only viable delivery car and we're kind of fucked without it.

https://t.co/rmsQJTAVS4?

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@CaraLisette And this is Wyatt.

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

@CaraLisette This is Robert.

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@HatchlingDM Right! I was like ‘oh jeez, I better look into these folks’—but I was so excited to read about your work! <3 looking forward to the game.

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

I was all ready to be mad about this game but these folks' website is a beautiful example of inclusivity <3 All Cryptid Creeks have good taste.

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

@Pajamazon I’d really recommend looking into them! It was so heartwarming to read the website. Literally any other use I’d be grumpier about but we love a community nonprofit with a focus on inclusion!!!!

[mickey moosebear 🫎🐻 @butchdefender]

the reason elo*n added “from earth” to every tweet is so he can have a “““cool””” marketing stunt when a probe lands on mars and tweets out something with “from mars” on it, sadly little does he know the misfortune that will strike him 4 days before the launch on june 17, 2029

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

Welcome Sumac! Sorrel the bottle lamb and Tobacco did a great job! Which one is your favorite? Rainbow, or sunset?

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

The Jersey Girls
Gouda + Muenster (and Thelma adding the soundtrack)
Credit to our local singing cryptid

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

@spoblin @ACCgoats @NeolithicSheep @Airbnb The Latch Wiggle is the cure for bad brain hormones tbh

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New duck house for the winter! ❤️

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

Dipper and Kismet work in the field with our Deerman. They're checking for coyote signs or bear signs. In the distance you can see the travesty of the woods across the street that were cut down, part of why we're having more predator issues of late.

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Sweet Kismet, our livestock guardian dog, loves tomatoes! But only if you take the seeds out and feed them to him a tiny bit at a time.

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Hannah says "goat morning." She's 12 years old, and she likes to eat blackberries with her sister, Tori. They're some of our rescues/retirees.

https://t.co/n7pcjN1RK8

[Cryptid Creek Farm @CryptidCreek]

Meet Dipper! He's a retired diabetic alert dog, with a nervous streak a mile wide and a dedication to self-pleasure as stress relief. His nickname is "pumpkin spice crying".

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Ready for it? It's the beginning of my social media presence. This is what I'm doing on Saturdays for the rest of time. Come join me as I schedule posts!

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Iiiiits MAPLE!