Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞

NSFW 18+ MDNI | 31 | They/Them, He/Him | Trans Man | Makówka Picrew pfp

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

Hello it is I, vagina man.

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

hard to argue with this

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

A weird thing I had to make a new habit out of when I transitioned:
Crossing my legs the "man" way (ankle over knee) instead of the "female" way (knee over thigh).

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

@k1sr3ed I've seen some pretty good ones on Pornhub, surprisingly. There's a company that specializes in making trans man videos, also amateur at home stuff which is how I saw my first bottom growth penetration vid in the wild. 🫣

[. @slimescry]

if we're dating and you see me lying down on my bed you're 100% allowed to just lay down on top of me

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

.4mL of 200mg/mL. I was taking .5mL but my testosterone levels were coming back slightly elevated, so .4 it is!

[saint clair :3 @pisceansonnet]

how much Testosterone (in mL) do u take per week?

[blake @masturb6te]

wish i was waking up with someone’s morning wood pressed against my ass

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

Hell no. I genuinely don't understand why any trans person would be into that.

[Sir fluff @moidedfurry]

what your guys opinion on forced detransitioning kink play ?

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

Fun fact!: This is indeed how I lost my V card! But I was also very late in losing mine, had just starting transitioning, and just didn't care anymore. 😅

[Vampyy @on4femboyy]

when u wanna get railed so bad but also don’t wanna lose ur V card to some random chud on grindr 😭

[prbl @desitwunkk]

tops who leave it in even after nutting >>>

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

Man, the first time I woke up with morning wood was SO much fun! Sadly it doesn't happen a lot. 😞

[🐞 @tonisoprana]

i wish i knew what a boner felt like they look so fun

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

The main reason I'm not hiding the fact that I have HIV is that if there's one thing I've learned since being diagnosed, it's that a majority of people are woefully uneducated about it and how it's treated in modern day.

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

Yes, Iowa finally voted blue, but both Turek and Sands are anti-trans. I am still not safe and supported in my home state that I was born and raised in. This is the only home I have ever known, yet I'm practically being forced out, even in the blue.

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

The I Voted sticker stays on during sex tonight

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

Holy shit, I'm featured in the newest A Bear, An Otter & A Queen web comic! (Jk, they got my sunglasses wrong.)

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

5'8". Not tall but not short either, at least for men. When I was a woman, though: yeah, pretty tall.

[wretched scheming eunuch @littlegayeunuch]

if youre a trans man talking about how you passed in public i need you to include your height ok

[funny gay posts 😭 @funnygayposts]

this would be me

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

Is a part of being a boy taking a HUGE dump that impresses yourself because you're pretty sure it's a new personal record and still thinking about it a week later? Asking for a friend, obviously. 👉👈

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

I'm very curious if this tdick fucking video is the same person I've seen videos of for awhile now and everybody just took a long time to also find them cause like this ain't new breaking news that some genetically blessed tdicks CAN penetrate.

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

@Suitedbudder For anal that's definitely helpful. I wonder if it works on vaginal relaxation too. 🤔 Good lord I could probably take a knot if so. 🥴

[Cryptid on the Cob 🌽🔞 @CryptidontheCob]

Is it bad if I say I wanna try poppers? Like as someone who is ftm and mainly gets pleasure from vaginal sex, poppers kinda sound like a good solution for hooking up with a gay gay who wants ass.