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https://t.co/MdSXKgpbDp — The Wizard-Powered Memecoin Launchpad on Solana. Powered by $CONJURE.
dApp: https://t.co/aE9x8OzxSa
Telegram Launcher: https://t.co/8Z2CxIRde0
Telegram Channel: https://t.co/8Jb9QUu2Zp
X: https://t.co/tVXyTfzzu6
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https://t.co/MdSXKgpbDp is a token launchpad built entirely inside Telegram. Launch a memecoin in seconds, trade it on a Virtual Curve called the Scorched Curve, and watch it graduate to PumpSwap — all without leaving the app.
How It Works
- Launch a token — Pay 0.05 SOL, pick a name, ticker, and image. Your token goes live instantly on the Scorched Curve.
- Trade on the Scorch Curve — Everyone buys and sells at a fixed price (the "Scorched Curve"). No snipers, no front-running, no price manipulation. The price is the same for the first buyer and the last.
- Graduate to PumpSwap — Once 16 SOL is raised, the token automatically graduates. Real SPL tokens are minted, liquidity is deposited on PumpSwap, and the token becomes tradeable across the entire Solana ecosystem — DexScreener, Axiom, Photon, Jupiter, and every other trading tool.
The Scorched Curve
- Unlike traditional bonding curves where early buyers get a massive advantage, Conjure uses a flat-price curve. Every token costs the same amount of SOL no matter when you buy.
Fixed price: 0.00000005 SOL per token
Total supply: 1,000,000,000 tokens
Graduation threshold: 16 SOL
At graduation, the supply splits:
32% (320M tokens) — Already distributed to buyers
31% (310M tokens) — Paired with SOL to create the PumpSwap liquidity pool
37% (370M tokens) — Burned forever (sent to a dead wallet)
The PumpSwap pool opens at the exact same price as the virtual curve — no price gap, no graduation dump.
Fees
- 0.05 SOL to launch a token
- 1% on every trade during the bonding curve
- 0.5 SOL migration fee at graduation (taken from the SOL raised)
- After graduation, PumpSwap charges 0.25% per swap (standard PumpSwap fee) that is split.
Key Features
- Custodial wallets — No wallet extensions needed. SOL deposits and withdrawals happen right inside Telegram.
- Sell lock — Sells are locked for the first 60 minutes after a token launches, preventing instant dumps.
- Instant graduation — The entire migration process (minting, pool creation, liquidity deposit, token burn) happens automatically.
- Fully tradeable after graduation — Once on PumpSwap, the token shows up on DexScreener, Axiom, Terminal, and every Solana trading bot.
Get Started
- Open https://t.co/8Z2CxIRde0 on Telegram, deposit SOL, launch your first token, and start trading!