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[Crypto DeFi @CryptoDeFi137]

Double tariffs hit overnight
Markets nuke 30% before open
Americans finally grasp cost of existence, riot on social
Trump and Elon impeached in emergency session
Kamala and Biden quietly reinstated

1,000-year bull market roars back

[Fozzy @fozzydiablo]

we are now 13% away from saylor being negative on 41B worth of bitcoin holdings

if you don't think this will the number one headline in the world well you prolly already lost all your money

[Crypto DeFi @CryptoDeFi137]

@Fresh_Fontana Few

[Crypto DeFi @CryptoDeFi137]

Heiress at the stoplight said “red light”

[WenMoon 闻月 💚 @0xWenMoon]

Please women! This is a plea from a heavy investor!

I beg you to stop having sex with this man! ETH is now below 1.8k.

He must stay celibate until ETH is back to 4k

[Crypto DeFi @CryptoDeFi137]

Elon meta

The Dogefather
New version
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https://t.co/A1rZkrcgUh

OG version
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https://t.co/ybn2MmlJsY

[Crypto DeFi @CryptoDeFi137]

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