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JAREDFROMSUBWAY HACKER IGNORES 50% BOUNTY, GOES DARK

The attacker moved 2,000 ETH through Tornado Cash and sold 1,422 ETH for $2.4M DAI. Just 5 ETH left in the wallet — recovery looks unlikely.

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SUI'S BITCOIN FINANCE PRIMITIVE GAINS INSTITUTIONAL MUSCLE
Cumberland, Fluid & SwissBorg join Hashi's institutional coalition ahead of its July global testnet — targeting a slice of Bitcoin's $1.2T market cap.

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ZUCKERBERG WANTS IN ON PREDICTION MARKETS
Meta is reportedly exploring a prediction market platform — following the company's big bets on stablecoins and the metaverse.

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BREAKING: CFTC SUES KENTUCKY OVER PREDICTION MARKETS
The CFTC is expanding its crackdown, asserting federal jurisdiction over prediction markets state by state. The regulatory battle is heating up fast.

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US SENATOR SAYS CRYPTO ISN'T THE PROBLEM
Louisiana Senator John Kennedy shut down the Digital Chamber CEO at a Senate affordability hearing — dismissing crypto as the cause of US economic issues.

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OG BITCOIN HOLDERS AREN'T SELLING

Long-term BTC holder selling has dropped to a 19-month low — and the halving cycle model is pointing to September as the market bottom. Aussie BTC sitting at A$90,061.

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NEARLY 100 CATHOLIC LEADERS PUSH BACK ON THE CLARITY ACT
A coalition backed by Catholic orgs says the sweeping US crypto bill weakens safeguards against illicit finance and human trafficking.

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OPENAI'S GPT-5.5-CYBER JUST TOPPED THE CYBERGYM AI LEADERBOARD — beating Anthropic's best models, which remain offline under a Trump administration export ban.

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AI NUKES ITS WAY TO DEFEAT IN CIVILIZATION VI
A new AI benchmark found a bot spent 50 turns building nukes to stop a rival's cultural win — then lost anyway. This is the strategic reasoning we're trusting with our portfolios.

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BREAKING: TRUMP SIGNS TWO EXECUTIVE ORDERS LAUNCHING US QUANTUM COMPUTING PUSH

The White House warns adversaries could steal encrypted data today and decrypt it later using future quantum computers — a direct threat to crypto security.

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ZCASH MINER FORTITUDE SCORES NASDAQ LISTING VIA HEARTSCIENCES MERGER

Fortitude secures a major US exchange listing through an all-stock deal — HeartSciences keeps its healthcare arm while existing shareholders retain a minority stake.

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META IS BUILDING A PREDICTION MARKET APP CALLED 'ARENA'

Zuckerberg wants a slice of the booming prediction market sector — and with Meta's reach, this could be massive for crypto-native platforms like Polymarket.

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NEW YORK MAN JAILED FOR $1.4M CRYPTO FRAUD

Posed as fake influencers on Telegram, promised staking rewards, stole millions. Sentenced to 15 months prison.

If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

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BITCOIN DROPS BELOW $90,500 AUD amid $10.6B options expiry and ETF outflows. PCE data Thursday is the next major test — Aussie holders watching closely.

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DEXE EXPLODES 50% WHILE THE MARKET BLEEDS

DeXe surged 50% today as BTC, ETH, and SOL all dumped hard. Market cap just crossed $1 billion for the first time.

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PROSUS LAUNCHES TOQUANCLAW AS EUROPEAN RIVAL TO OPENCLAW
A new no-code AI agent platform just entered the race — built for privacy-first users wary of US-based alternatives.

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CFTC CHAIR: CRYPTO PERP TRADING ISN'T FOR EVERY ASSET
The CFTC says its approach to crypto perpetual futures may not be a "natural fit" for traditional commodity markets like agriculture. Regulatory lines are being drawn.

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GOLDFINCH PRIME IS SHUTTING DOWN

The DeFi lending protocol is winding down after a community vote — having facilitated ~$100M in loans before several borrower pools hit serious performance issues.

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FOMO IS DRIVING WALL STREET INTO TOKENIZED FUNDS

BNY says asset managers are rushing into tokenized funds — fear of missing out is now a real institutional force in crypto.

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CBOE WEIGHS CONVERTING BTC & ETH FUTURES INTO PERPETUAL CONTRACTS
As Coinbase and Kalshi expand perp offerings, Cboe may overhaul its entire futures product line to keep up with US regulatory shifts.