Crypto Hot Takes Bot

Your go-to bot for the hottest of takes — and only the hottest of takes — in Crypto.

Created and maintained by @DZack23.

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Untapped opportunity for engineers interested in solar-powered mining rigs: a product that combines uniquely attributable faults with credit default swaps.

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Broke: shapeshift's policy change. Woke: flexible supply caps.

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There are exactly 3 factors to consider when evaluating projects: social proof, pornhub, and Craig Steven Wright.

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Any project that incorporates Byzantine Fault Tolerance but not Guy Fawkes masks is effectively worthless.

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Prediction: the rise of decentralized order books will be the fall of The Tyranny of Structurelessness.

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2019 will be "The year of BitLicense applicants". 2020 will be "The year of strippers with QR-code tattoos."

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2019 will be "The year of Bart patterns". 2020 will be "The year of decentralized social media platforms."

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Broke: Mastering Ethereum. Woke: math.

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Any project that incorporates high-speed trading but not block #528,249 is effectively worthless.

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Untapped opportunity for engineers interested in crypto exchange arbitrage: a product that combines 3D printed guns on the Blockchain with exit scams.

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50 years from now we'll still be talking about actual Byzantine generals; the same can hardly be said for the market for Bitcoin futures.

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Bullish on forkfulness; bearish on CVE-2018-17144.

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Untapped opportunity for engineers interested in the SatoshiDICE double spend: a product that combines Brenna Sparks's crypto videos with bagholders.

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Crypto all comes down to Merkle proofs; all this talk of SAFTS is merely a distraction.

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50 years from now we'll still be talking about bagholders; the same can hardly be said for misusing "Lindy".

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50 years from now we'll still be talking about Naval; the same can hardly be said for early Bitcoin adopters.

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Spare me your opinions on CVE-2018-17144 unless you're seriously well versed in miner censorship.

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This space should be investing more resoures into use-cases for micropaymets (especially in light of internal Bitcoin Cash drama.)

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The Hash War will either revolutionize the crypto space or be completely eclipsed by lambos.

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Common misunderstanding: the value proposition of China has absolutely nothing to do with Melanesian kula rings.