Crypto Kairu

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[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

🚨 SENB Daily Brief is LIVE 🚨

Bitcoin just hit major resistance.
April crypto hacks topped $606M.
Bitcoin Vegas 2026 is underway.
Strategy keeps stacking.

Today’s show breaks down the chaos, the signals, and what may come next.

🎥Watch now before the market decides for you.
https://t.co/ByqMKNLOfm

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

@dangambardello

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

@ModernInvest it’s 3 o’clock in the freaking morning how are you awake right now? Wait, I’m awake too. Did you just wake up or have you not gone to sleep yet?🤔😴🤷‍♂️

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

Looks like some are selling the news?

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

The crypto market structure bill has PASSED the Senate Banking Committee with a bi-partisan vote!

Historic day for crypto and for the future of digital assets in America. Grateful for the countless hours from lawmakers and staff to strengthen this legislation. Big improvement from where we were in January on rewards, tokenization, DeFi, and CFTC authority. I'm proud we stood up for our customers in that moment, and the bill is better because of it.

Looking forward to a bipartisan law that cements the US as the world's crypto capital. Let's get CLARITY done.

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

Financial literacy equals financial freedom👍

[Bernie Moreno @berniemoreno]

🚨 The banking cartel is in full panic mode. 🚨

While Americans were celebrating Mother’s Day with their families, the CEO of the American Bankers Association sent a frantic alert to every bank CEO in the country, demanding “immediate engagement” to lobby Senators and kill stablecoins that would finally let everyday Americans earn real yields on their own money.

This line in the letter sticks out: “we believe committee members may not be fully aware of the risks to the economy by the stablecoin loophole.” That’s both intellectually dishonest and simultaneously demeaning. First, there is no “loophole.” This entire issue was litigated during the GENIUS Act debate. @BillHagertyTN worked tirelessly on this issue and this statement is an insult to his and others work.

For decades, these banks have treated your deposits like their personal piggy bank, paying you next to nothing while lending YOUR money out for massive profits and executive bonuses.

During the Biden era, these same banks worked hand-in-glove with @SenWarren and her allies to debank Americans, including President Trump’s own family. They shut down accounts of conservatives, patriots, and anyone who dared challenge the regime, all while regulators applied pressure under schemes like Operation Choke Point 2.0. It wasn’t about risk. It was about political control.

Now that innovative stablecoins threaten to break their monopoly and give you actual financial freedom? They’re running to Congress again, screaming about “threats to economic growth and financial stability.”

Translation: Protect the racket at all costs.

The Senate Banking Committee votes on landmark crypto legislation this Thursday.

As a member of that committee, my message is clear:

Hands off the people’s money. Let Americans choose real competition and better returns. No more shielding Wall Street from the future. The banking elite’s days of rigging the system and debanking their political enemies are over. Innovation, freedom, and the American people will win.

I’m voting to break the cartel.

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

Definitely not the time to be selling, for sure.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Welp...

Good job selling all your coins at the bottom before the biggest bull in history.

Hope you had fun being all negative and gross.

Now enjoy having to work at best buy for the next 20 years. Ow.

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

We are all watching this closely and at the same time, NOT holding our breath.🫣

[Dan Gambardello @dangambardello]

Clarity Act deal is done!

Potential timeline is as follows...

Markup: week of May 11.
Senate floor: June or July.
Trump's desk: this summer.

Genius Act passed at the cycle top. Clarity Act looks like it might pass at the cycle bottom.

Stable coin yield took a hit in the compromise.

But everything else from jurisdictional clarity, staking protections, defi safe harbors, to capital formation, is still in.

Bullish!

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

$606M Lost in April Hacks — Worst Month Ever?

April 2026 saw over $606M stolen in crypto hacks (KelpDAO & Drift dominant). Lazarus Group linked; massive DeFi outflows followed. Security wake-up call? #CryptoHacks #DeFi #Bitcoin

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

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Through satire, crypto news, music, media and strategic partnerships, we’re helping prepare everyday people for the future of decentralized systems.
The world is moving toward blockchain-powered infrastructure.

Most people still don’t see it.

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[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

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[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

🚨 New SENB Daily Brief dropping later than usual today… because apparently crypto decided “light news day” was NOT on the agenda.

Bitcoin volatility, record-breaking hacks, Bitcoin 2026 conference chaos, regulatory battles, and Wall Street moves all packed into one show.

We’re in the final edit phase now.

Stay rational. Stay caffeinated. Stay tuned. ☕📈

#Bitcoin #CryptoNews #SENB #DailyBrief #BuyLowCryRationally

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

@mtgreenee @RealCandaceO I was thinking this very thing earlier? Glad I'm not the only one! https://t.co/ldt7gzOY8a

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

@Timcast I’m not sure the president is the one actually making these posts. Does Laura Loomer have access to his account? 🤷‍♂️😆

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

@Timcast So I'm not the only one that thought this! https://t.co/V4Y0PMYI19

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

President Trump hates women he can’t control, who don’t worship him, women who actually worship God, and are much more intelligent than he is.

Women like @RealCandaceO.

This cruel post about Candace looks like something Laura Loomer would conjure up as she gives Trump his talking points, policy decisions, and political advice which is literally destroying him and the Republican Party.

Trump refused to support the women who were victims of Epstein, he called me a traitor for supporting them and not bowing to him, he is attacking Megyn Kelly, and Candace Owens.

Also the only people in his cabinet that he’s either fired or privately told to leave are women, Christi Noem, Pam Bondi, and Lori Chavez DeReemer.

He appointed Elise Stefanik as ambassador of the UN then took it away without a care even after all she did to support him just because Johnson told him too.

No matter what you think about any of us women as we are all different from each other, whether you like us or not, one thing is incredibly clear, Trump hates women.

And posts like this one is going to turn the majority of women in America against him.

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

@Timcast I’m not sure the president is the one actually making these posts. Does Laura Loomer have access to his account? 🤷‍♂️😆

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

@WallStreetApes Many people don't really understand the problem and when they do, they definitely don't want to believe/hear the solution.

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

YEP!!!

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Charlie Kirk wanted blockchain technology applied to the federal government. Full transparency. Every dime of spending tracked in real time on a public ledger.

His framing was simple: "It is not the government's money. We are the sovereign. We earn the money and the government extracts it from us with our consent."

If that's the relationship, then taxpayers have a right to see where every dollar goes. Day by day. Department by department.

The technology already exists. Bitcoin proved a public, tamper-proof ledger works at global scale. Nobody can edit it after the fact. Nobody can hide a transaction.

Apply that same infrastructure to federal spending and waste doesn't survive long. Nobody overspends when the ledger has an audience.

The question was never whether we could do it. It's whether the people spending the money want you to see it.

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

😀😃😄😁😆😂🤣

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

🇺🇸 WARREN BUFFETT: "I can end the U.S. deficit problem in 5 minutes."

"Just pass a law that any time there's a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all members of Congress are ineligible for re-election."

[Crypto Kairu @CryptoKairu]

Yes, wise words. I've never understood why people post so much about themselves online and then they wonder why "things" happen to them.

[Vince (HodlFlorida) @HodlFlorida]

PSA for the newbies out there!

I know it exciting to post your bitcoin stack or reserve every time you buy but…

You should stop doing that. It gets engagement, I know. But you are putting a target on your back.

Keep however much bitcoin you own to yourself.

Thank you and you’re welcome 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽