Ryder

New car, caviar, four star, daydream, think I'll buy me a football team

[Ryder @CryptoRyder_]

The year is 2029

You wake up and see your government issued daily groceries arrive by way of a Palantir/Amazon/TSLA neighborhood drone. You open it, take your low grade THC capsules and mix your instant coffee.

Donald Trump is still president. He didn't run, but people forgot to vote so he's just still there.

You turn on your computer and send a few government approved tiktoks to colleagues after having your AI complete your daily rounds of emails.

You head to the RFK gym after work where you hit the Epstein machine for a solid 45 minutes before a quick steam. You pick up some chipotle on the way home.

After a solid diner you put on your Meta night goggles and suit, virtually fuck your wife. Pass out. Your semen is collected and sold to the Chinese.

Life is good.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Ryder @CryptoRyder_]

@HunterBiden @JaulaDePerreo Fill the cracks with another Biden

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

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@HunterBiden @Kenn321705 This is a form of stolen valor

[Ryder @CryptoRyder_]

@valueandtime Why don’t you have a seat right there

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So now that he’s succeeded I think we all can agree that Michael Saylor was clearly sent from the future to destroy Bitcoin

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@kylekuzma get some solar on that roof

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@TThompson show the full position or this is bullshit

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@KobeissiLetter lmfao at the blatant insider trading being labelled as "undefeated"

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@FirstSquawk What in the actual fuck is this headline

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@skyler_higley

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the new metric wall st is going to be pushing in order to pressure companies to invest more into higher ROI AI and less into low-value human capital

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@thuhkang not one to short yet

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@KobeissiLetter Not dissimilar from that of 1780’s France

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@Rieconmigo4real @DHSgov @unseen1_unseen Have you tried learning a skill?

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@MissBeck12 @DHSgov It’s always the ones with the cross icon next to their names that spew the most hate

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@realDonaldTrump kinda shit you see your weird aunt post on facebook at 3am

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@michaeljburry solar power works underwater?

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@Evan_ss6 Can’t wait to full port weeklies Tuesday at 10am

[sgp @stogolp]

my long term thesis has been invalidated on this 1 hour candle.