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@scottallen116 @Mebiuz68 @ardizor rofl

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@moomooskycow @ardizor rof, keep dreaming

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@TheVolOfGeorge @PeterLBrandt dude ... nukes would be flying if it went so low

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@allglori @zerohedge jeez such a bullshit

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@BrandonVic243 @CNviolations this is the only way

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@paranoidmelon @LiuInTheShadows because they are retarded

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@wk2818181 @goldseek right?

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@SlickWillie227 @DonAlt what are they going to do with it? take it to the grave? having pounds of gold 5 years before they are dead. Just beautiful.

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@cagujjubhai @PeterLBrandt cope

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@GVMERGG @kommanderkarl @TheRedDragon nono you got it wrong, it obviously looks like shit on purpose! must be, right? right???

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

🚨 BREAKING: Someone just rebuilt the entire AI assistant stack in Zig.

It's called NullClaw. The binary is 678 KB. It uses ~1 MB of RAM. It boots in under 2 milliseconds.

No runtime. No VM. No framework. No garbage collector. Just raw Zig.

Here's why this is absurd:

→ OpenClaw needs a $599 Mac Mini and 1 GB+ RAM
→ NanoBot needs 100 MB+ RAM and Python
→ PicoClaw needs 10 MB RAM and Go

NullClaw runs on a $5 board with 1 MB of RAM.

Same functionality. 0.1% of the resources.

Here's what's packed into that 678 KB:

→ 22+ AI providers (OpenAI, Anthropic, Ollama, DeepSeek, Groq, etc.)
→ 13 chat channels (Telegram, Discord, Slack, WhatsApp, iMessage, IRC)
→ 18+ built-in tools
→ Hybrid vector + keyword memory search
→ Multi-layer sandboxing (Landlock, Firejail, Docker)
→ Hardware peripheral support (Arduino, Raspberry Pi, STM32)
→ MCP, subagents, streaming, voice, the full stack

Here's the wildest part:

Every subsystem is a vtable interface. Swap any provider, channel, tool, memory backend, or runtime with a config change. Zero code changes.

It even encrypts your API keys with ChaCha20-Poly1305 by default.

2,738 tests. ~45,000 lines of Zig. Zero dependencies beyond libc.

100% Open Source. MIT License.

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@DGifford67032 @greg16676935420 btc obviously is better than silver in this context, volatility is good if you can ride it, who wants to wait a decades to break even?

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@TaxedHouseCat @greg16676935420 right? at least for stuff like btc you can sell it in 5 seconds, how are people selling stashes of silver is beyond my undestanding, they probably dont :D

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@aminckhoury @PeterLBrandt did the same ... anyway. what holders dont realize is that they not selling means they are rich just on paper but you are not

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@MrMarketPlays @PeterLBrandt :D i see what you did there

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@LukeCarsonMart @PeterLBrandt yes. these people are the true morons here

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@gerypointoh @Brutaka5 @RTSG_News haha aint that right

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@jbeaver1978 @jatinkrmalik a typical human condition

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@MrAmericanPop @hayasaka_aryan Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

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@dyork55 @RealCandaceO everybody understands it, dude