Nathan Barley

Self facilitating media node. Inventor of the Geek Pie™️ and Cock, Muff, Bumhole™️ Keep it chopped out, yeah?

[Nathan Barley @CryptoTrashBat]

@10DowningStreet @DominicRaab @PHE_uk Why gaslight us about saving lives when continuing to increase NHS capacity allows you to deal with a bigger second peak? You're chatting on about avoiding it at all costs while you prepare for it behind the scenes.

What masks are you buying us for this mad experiment?

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@BThroughParty @RosieDuffield1 I've not forgotten this. ⏳

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@BThroughParty @RosieDuffield1 Ahh, she's laughing now, let's see if she finds it funny come the next GE.

After blocking me today for a joke, I decided I'll donate to a credible candidate standing against her. Hence the follow. Hmu nearer the time and we'll sort something out.

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@Keir_Starmer Ffs, you're chatting on about summer when we knew in January what we were facing?

Oh, that's right, Ashworth missed it too, so you can't call the Government out on it.

Can you even see how bad you are at all this? Saying Boris is unfit for office, what about you Captain?

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@thetimes I mean shit bruv, how many have died because you wanted to save £50 per benefit claim? If you gave us the option most people would agree to pay you £100 over the year to avoid the risk of being killed by UC.

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@thetimes No, psychopaths already have a bad name, and they employed Dom to improve their image. They just don't like him because he tells them things they don't want to hear, such as the Tories not caring about the poor or the NHS, which he said after they'd killed 100k+ with austerity.

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@Keir_Starmer Mind you, why would there be any change when Britain is already the best place to receive a fat salary for being a tin-eared politician...

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@Keir_Starmer Same old shit. Jobs jobs jobs.

Some of us can't work anymore, what do you propose for us? Oh that's right, keep us on £94/w that even Hancock & Johnson admit isn't enough to live on. What about child poverty? Oh, you want to cut it by ⅓, how generous of you.

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@Keir_Starmer @MarkDrakeford @hannahblythyn @acdunbobbin First time eh? Well you could have talked with us on Zoom, but you were too busy giving speeches about listening in an echo chamber.

Council tax seems to be... different in Wales. You gonna try those differences over here big man, or will the grift continue for the foreseeable?

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@jeremycorbyn @BorisJohnson Yeah, he's not gonna do that. It'll be all about his dog and his wallpaper, check out my £3k rattan drum table. They'll order some expensive scran, get wasted on Petrus and throw up in a gold plated bin.

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@Keir_Starmer True, but look on the bright side though mate, if this shit hadn't happened you'd probably be 40 points down in the polls.

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@georgegalloway People can get all that from the Tories, George, you should join them.

What's your policy on bananas and Nutella in schools?

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@georgegalloway @WorkersPartyGB

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@guardian If my GP has been told they must offer face-to-face appointments they ain't doing it. Got some bullshit online self-service shit going on, and when you use it the receptionists just fob you off via text. Might as well not have a doctor for all the good it does.

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@lisanandy @JoStevensLabour Aye, Cap'n Nandy. Tis not by chance Johnson looks like the wreck of the Hesperus but rather the maelstroms he sails into. “Top-heavy was the ship as a dinnerless student with all Aristotle in his head.”

I fear we're doomed Captain, doomed I say!

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@MattHancock You dropped this chief.

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@paulbristow79 As opposed to Boris, the ex-journalist who thought he was both Superman and the Mayor from Jaws, but got knocked out by an invisible assailant while trying to squash a sombrero...

When El Guapo's quite finished with his plethora of policies, do let us know.

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@randomsunrises Not been following you for long but it becomes more apparent each day that these people are fuckin arseholes. I'd look into getting a security key for your online accounts if scumbags are trying to hack you.

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@thenitinsawhney

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@LynAldenContact I reckon they do understand it, and choose to make it out to be the bad guy to divert attention from things that do more damage. Almost none of the climate scientists I follow mention bitcoin at all.

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@justinmadders @lynbrownmp

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@BenPBradshaw And what a job he's doing, Labour have never been so electable. Practically everyone's talking about how they're going to vote Labour at the next elections, they're very popular. I think its because of his magnificent vision for the future, and the pints of course.