Chris (Crypto Analyst)

Web3 Researcher & Investment Analyst

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@iampaulgrewal @Meta @Microsoft @Starlink @TheJusticeDept I would say well done, but $3m is chump change in crypto scams.

You want to make a real & tangible difference? You should have a compliance team dedicated to @zachxbt reportings.

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@Alexbrowder_ What did you do at 17?

I was in the pub or up to no good 😂

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

This is sensational!

The 1st high school student in history to be sanctioned by an authortarian nation state.

Exposing an illicit crypto network evading sanctions between Russia, Iran & N.Korea, moving over £350B, mostly using $A7A5, a Russian ruble stablecoin

@Alexbrowder_ 🙇‍♂️

[Alexander Browder @Alexbrowder_]

Proud to be the first high school student in the world to ever be sanctioned by an authoritarian regime for uncovering corruption. It just proves that the work I’ve done to expose Russias sanctions evasion stablecoin, A7A5, has touched a raw nerve.

https://t.co/b0voHBkqG7

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@BC_Richfield 😂😂😂

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@anthdm I don't trust OpenAI. Considering Anthropic refused to allow the US Gov to use their systems to target humans in conflict, costing them a significant contract, it shows at least Anthropic has a moral compass.

With OpenAI jumping straight in to fill that gap, it proves they don't

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

So FIFA have announced a ban on taking your own water bottles into stadiums citing player & staff safety.

Considering the heat health risks this is nothing more than a grotesque money grab as they'll charge premium prices for water bottles in the stadiums.

#FIFAWorldCup

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@BC_Richfield Good! And all this because people care too much what that bellend Saylor does 🙈

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@BBCSport He doesn't offer Arsenal anything. It'd be better for them to get him off their books. They'd save more money by dropping the asking price.

Plus with his age, injury record and wage demands, he's not worth £20m.

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@InterestingSTEM Fuck Edison, Tesla was the man!

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@TheTradingTank Just waiting for Cramer 😂

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@aseidman @helium That's the difference between being decentralised, or not.

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

As an apparent 'decentralised' network i wonder if this aquisition was put to the community for a vote?

I didn't hear anything about a vote @helium

[Helium Mobile ☁️ @helium_mobile]

🚨 Big news: Helium Mobile has been acquired by @andrewyang's @joinnoblemobile

Noble Mobile shares our core belief that connectivity should be affordable and accessible for every American. By joining forces, we can deliver on that promise for more people than either of us could alone, with an unrelenting commitment to putting money back in your pocket.

As part of the deal, Noble Mobile will also use the Helium Network, expanding coverage for all of its subscribers across the US.

Current Helium Mobile subscribers: your phone number and service aren't going anywhere. We've built this transition to be seamless, with the same nationwide 5G and Helium Network coverage you experience today.

Full details: https://t.co/u0HybgMOH6

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@shemnon @tectonicxyz @AlgoFoundation Ok thank you @shemnon . I'm not with the team, but perhaps @Algorand or @SilentRhetoric can provide further assistance.

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@helium Thank you for the response.

But whilst Noble have agreed to migrate to Helium Network, it doesn't mean that will remain the case in the future.

Are there safeguards in place to prevent Noble migrating Helium Mobile to another carrier in the future?

Hence community discussion.

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@shemnon @tectonicxyz Thank you @shemnon , please advice if this will assist you:

https://t.co/Ljb7dJxk6Y

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@tectonicxyz Thank you @tectonicxyz , this was published by @AlgoFoundation on Dec 9th 2025, is this sufficient to update your platform accordingly?

https://t.co/Ljb7dJxk6Y

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

@tectonicxyz This is really cool @tectonicxyz , but could you explain why Algorand is marked with an 'X' under P2P?

[Chris (Crypto Analyst) @Crypto_Assessor]

Yup, @Algorand joint top with @NervosNetwork for post-quantum readiness!

I'm not surprised, they're both technically exceptional.

Some build for today, but the best build for tomorrow.

[Tectonic @tectonicxyz]

See where your favorite chain, token, or wallet stands on quantum readiness.

Explore the live tracker:
https://t.co/9FM8CVIfJV

[Trading Tank @TheTradingTank]

I’ve really been contemplating what Bitcoin is useful for. It doesn’t generate income or interest, the price doesn’t follow TradFi, and the returns diminish over time. It’s not even good as a medium of exchange (expensive, clunky, traceable). I’d much rather invest in companies like $HYPE that generate real revenue and can therefore justify the valuation. Never been a fan of Bitcoin other than for speculation during bull runs and shorting all other times.