"Did you tell them that I'm here?" asked #thelastwhiterhino, Sudan.
-No, not yet but I will.
"Do they know why I'm important to this #nftcollection?"
-No, not yet. Soon.
"I know, "patience grasshopper," mine was left on the other side of the portal."
-Oh, that could be a problem
It's 11:11 am EST, and we are still invisible.
No fear, all signs are still pointing to success.
Look at today's progress report.
8 followers - yay & welcome
35 tweets reduces to 8
Giving us an 88
What does 8 mean?
(answer in photos)
"This is really awkward @Cryptocandy3OG.
You told us, "1 Billion Lions in 9 Months"
Seems unlikely."
-Uh, that was a prediction not a guarantee.
"Oh, well you should have clarified that. I'm tired of waiting."
-Um, you haven't even launched yet.
"Oh, maybe that's the problem."
"Move over, let me take a look. Oh, I see some amazing influencers. Did you try giving a shoutout to..."
"Huh, you don't know anyone?"
"That's an easy fix. Just tag a few people and the #twitterverse will know we're here."
-Ok #Raven, I'll try: hello @Crypt0_cakes how are you?
"Did you tell them the H.A.B. are coming?"
-Yes, but they don't know who you are.
"Oh, will you tell them?"
-Yes, they will be so happy to meet you but that's a story for another day, long down the road.
"Tomorrow?"
-No, not until later in the year when we have #morefollowers ♥️
"I told you this wouldn't work. No one can see us. We're invisible. Let me know when we need to cross the portal, I'm heading back to bed until tomorrow."
WAIT #blacklionguardian, I heard there are #cryptowhales here.
"HMMPH, I'll #believeitwheniseeit
What do you mean no one is here?
Let me take a look
👀
Nope.
No one.
Are you sure you know how to work this thing? Can you put a word in with #techsupport, we would like to get the show on the road.
I've got an idea, try saying hi and waving to the #nftcollectors
👋
Hello. Anyone here? We told you to #prepare but you didn't follow. The protector is not discouraged. She knows that once the guardians arrive on January Thirteenth everything changes. She is pleased with what she is seeing. Soon #blacklionguardians soon.
#nftlaunch, #weareready
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