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@nationalrailenq National Rail site states there are rail replacement buses from Gloucester to Bham New St but according to station staff there are not

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#what3words

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This what 3 words sounds a bit like a Nando’s order #whatthreewords

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These boomerang instructions look like wand techniques #duellingclub

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Lies hurt
Like when the washing machine says 1 minute left
Don't lie to me Bosch

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So my brother and his girlfriend got engaged yesterday, but me and my boyfriend recently bought a ladder together, so you tell me which relationship is getting serious

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Does anyone else feel under pressure when the oven comes up to temperature, it’s like “bitch I’m ready” and I am not

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Qui-Gonn Jin trained Batman too??

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I don’t know what I thought Sunday nights in my 30s would be like, but I didn’t foresee myself having fun hooking 3 bras together to make a bra lasso and then trying to “catch” stuff/my other half with it in the living room

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Ngl if I was one of the #StrangerThings gang, I’d be whipping out a notepad and jotting everyone’s fave songs down just in case

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@GoldenWonderUK I cannot thank you enough for inventing Tangy Toms, can you bring them out in bigger packets though

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Just read that Enya lives in a castle with cats and honestly I couldn’t be more jealous

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We sing @HugeDavies I Like To Dress As An Arsenal Coach at least once a fortnight, sometimes changing the lyrics to reflect what we/my other half/our cat is doing at the time, what a song

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If only I could be as patient with people as I can be with streaming services

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Remember when you could look up a recipe online without having to read someone’s life story 😪

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I just learnt about long furbies and now I feel different

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@laborgiant Toulouse

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Sky blues are romping to victory #mancityvspsg #hogsofwar

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#freecuthbert 🐛

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@NetflixUK can we get more series of @Challengemtv___ and @BelowDeck plz??