Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman

She/They👑Queern | Mother | Meteorologist | Data Scientist | V.Assistant | AuDHD'd | Radical Eco-Feminist | @FeministChurch
& Your @careconciergeke 💞

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

A good evening/morning

I am Nyambura, an aspiring meteorologist, but have had to defer my last semester due to accrued fee arrears (totalling $1650)

So this is me, asking for help in donations
I hope to raise $100 daily for the next 4wks so please, help however you can 🙏🏾

[B r o c c u u u u u u u u ~ (BLM) @BroccuChan64]

New objective : We as a society need to continue drinking water so jeff slopzos's ai data centers overheat and burn to the ground.

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

I saw this coming and you know exactly what you're doing so honestly? fuck right off with the fake education you think you're doing with this

You understand the spirit that was in the words he used in that tweet, in exactly the way it was meant to be heard.

[The Polygamist | The AntiFeminist @ThePolygamistZA]

@cryptonait But what's wrong with a snake?

There is an ancient Egyptian book that likens women to snakes in wisdom (any dreams with snakes signify feminine wisdom/intelligence), physical attributes (vagina vs mouth), how they catwalk (similar to curvy crawl), etc.

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

This is exactly what I see in my head when y'all talking about AI being more important than people..Mad Max: Fury Road

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER!”

[Njeri Waridi @Njeriwaridi]

‘ When foreign workers are willing to share a bedsitter five to a room and send most of their earnings back to Bujumbura,’ nyef nyef

Yet this is what Kenyans are doing in London & the wider UK

This slippery slope you are taking will finish you!

[Ebelechukwu @_ebelechukwu]

The trigger has been removed.
The person causing the stress has left their lives. This reduces cortisol and it’s easier for her to stop stress eating amongst other things.
You people underestimate the effect a ‘bad’ partner can have on a person.

[gaby @unkwntrait]

Unfortunately I can see his very muscular forearms and now I am feeling lustful. Please have him cover up appropriately next time 🫶🏻

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

URGENT: My brother, Peter Mbogo, was abducted yesterday (June 19) at 8 PM along Ruai bypass, near Barbara. He was forced into unmarked vehicles by men claiming to be DCI. We have visited EVERY police stations hayuko... saidia kucurculate his pic.

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

@ayielar I know, but even then the impact still is there regardless sababu si kila mtu anajua 'ni jokes tu'

His account then needs to get demonetized kama za Hawa bots coz absolutely the fuck not

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

Just random rampant misogyny, from a whole doctor tena

Mnaona what we say? It is ALL men no matter how 'woke' they pretend to be

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Waist beads were meant for this, nowonder that gender loves it.

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

@KilonzoJnr3 I mean 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

This was in class 6 science class.. particles in the air and it's hydration at any one point

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Mbona when the Sun Rises and Sets it seems to change color? What was the color of the Sun when you were younger? Unakumbuka?

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

@Dzirive Oooo.. because unajua malaya wote Nairobi nugu hii?

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

I'm gay bitch..how?

Ni wewe nitatomba upate akili sababu huna

[Dzirive Kapwepwe Kidomaya @Dzirive]

@cryptonait @Yobisaito @SomoinaKapeen Uyu alishatombothwa ako na gilt.

[Miss Terious ☀️ @adhiiiambo]

The nuclear family is just a patriarchal mini prison where usually a man holds everyone else hostage and enforces patriarchal standards on his unsuspecting victims as he gets oppressed in exactly the same way by the world at large

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

@WawbeckLaroca Right? The brain is so so amazing

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

It'll freak y'all out so nah

My first memory was..I can't even lie coz I remember it all, from when I was in toddling and longer before that

[Kekius Maximus @Kekius_Sage]

What is your absolute earliest memory?

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

What's the difference?

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Everyone’s working on artificial intelligence but who’s working on genuine stupidity

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

@WawbeckLaroca So cool! And hella sweet

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

@Dzirive @Yobisaito @SomoinaKapeen Like I said, akili wewe lazima uombe kama loan na hata hiyo huwezi afford 🤣

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

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What a pile of old coded misogynistic ritualistic bullshit

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Msichana mdogo Unapanulia wababaz and allow them to dip and drink from your foundation of youth alafu unaanza kuzeeka
Na kupapara mapema juu amebeba your youth akadeposit uzee yake ndani yako. Shaka!

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

I'm gay fool

Make it make sense

[The Trapking @CIanizoh]

@cryptonait Victim dawa iko arteries 😅

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If the government classifies these as weeds and manufactured chemicals to eliminate them, call me crazy, but I’m gonna automatically assume I need to eat them.

[Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman @cryptonait]

2nd month of me becoming best agent

When it comes to working with people and numbers, you only show me on e what to do and how and I will do even more