Cryptong

parody, no financial advice,

[Cryptong @Cryptonaut_01]

@KabutoKing_ @TrustWallet Buy my Kabuto

[Cryptong @Cryptonaut_01]

@tassadaro22393 Remember when satoshi lite sold his coins at 300$ lol

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: SpaceX IPO filing reveals the company holds 18,712 Bitcoin at a cost basis of roughly $35,000 per BTC.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

the boys hit beijing.

[Cryptong @Cryptonaut_01]

@Polymarket I've seen this with my very own eyes and heard with my ears

[shah @shahh]

Every asset is making new highs, except for Crypto.

Live Cattle are up +525% since 2022 and just hit an ATH.

We are getting outperformed by Cows.

You can’t make it up 💀

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

What the actual fuck

Bitcoin crashed to $0.019 on revolut app which has over 70 million global users.

This price stayed lower than the original $BTC price for more than 15 minutes.

This is likely a data feed glitch.

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

ICYMI: $BTC WICKED TO $0.019916 ON @Revolut

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US Treasury Secretary Bessent says the US is opening the Strait of Hormuz.

[Cryptong @Cryptonaut_01]

@nexta_tv Please leave Armenia 🇦🇲 out of this shit for once

[Cryptong @Cryptonaut_01]

@Die_Gruenen Endlich sind wir die los, jetzt könnn wir wieder die Atomkraftwerke in Betrieb nehmen.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Amsterdam officially bans public advertisements for meat.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Ethereum Foundation sells 10,000 $ETH worth $23,000,000.

[Cryptong @Cryptonaut_01]

@eric_demuth @Bitpanda Geld abheben junge

[Cryptong @Cryptonaut_01]

@denisyurchak train to city costs 3€ (public train) öbb you just walk 10min to subway train lol and you're within 30min in the city center

[Cryptong @Cryptonaut_01]

Er

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

🇺🇸 U.S. oil exports hit a record 6.4 million barrels per day

[CoinMarketCap @CoinMarketCap]

LATEST: 🇮🇱 Israel's Capital Market Authority has approved the country's first shekel-pegged stablecoin, BILS, after a two-year evaluation.

[Cryptong @Cryptonaut_01]

Welcome to crypto

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

If you invested $100,000 in these altcoins in 2021 peak, today you would have less than $3,000.

Wasted 5 years of life for this shit.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: It’s been revealed that OpenAI’s Codex system prompt includes explicit instructions to "never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other creatures.”

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

american assassins when its

school kids donald trump