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[CL @CL207]

my artists are cooking as usual 😹😹

[Duolingo Brasil 🇧🇷 @DuolingoBrasil]

VENCEMOS! REPRESENTATIVIDADE DE PÁSSAROS VERDES EM POSIÇÃO DE LIDERANÇA IMPORTA!

[Frank @frankdegods]

it’s crazy seeing it like this, because when using clawd, it feels simple. under the hood peter just made lots of good, complex decisions to achieve that. now it’s going vertical. masterpiece.

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

https://t.co/AiGjkp3513

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

This might be my favorite Reddit comment thread ever.

[Dr. Lars Henrik Andersen 🇪🇺 @EUAITaxonomy]

My neighbor installed a new Split Air Conditioning unit today.

"It's 30 degrees! Finally, I can sleep!" he smiled.

I did not smile.

I waited until 22:05.

I stood at the exact boundary line of our properties.

I held up my Class 1 Calibrated Sound Level Meter.

"Sir," I called over the fence. "I am currently measuring 38 dB(A)."

"This is a Pure Residential Area (Reines Wohngebiet)," I explained.

"Under the Technical Instructions on Noise Protection, the emissions limit for this zone after 10:00 PM is strictly 35 dB(A)."

He told me to "relax" and that it was "just a hum."

I did not relax.

A 3 dB increase is a doubling of sound energy.

I called the Public Order Office immediately.

The unit was decommissioned by midnight.

He is now sweating profusely.

But he is sweating in compliance. 🇪🇺

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Our company takes security seriously.

So we did a surprise phishing test.

We sent everyone an email titled:

“CONFIDENTIAL: Layoff List Attached. DO NOT SHARE.”

If they clicked the link, it was marked as a failure.

At the end of the week, we downloaded the results.

We fired everyone who didn’t click.

If you see the words “Layoff List” and don’t want to know, you clearly lack hunger.

Those who click?

We cut their salary by 15%

Never compromise company's security.

[colada @coladacodes]

So if i understand correctly, @MagicEden created a gamified mechanism (packs) for assets owned / listed by other people?

No overhead, creates liquidity for an existing market, and increases the variance of prize pools within the packs (better UX).

Smart, well played 🔥

[Tokenomist @Tokenomist_ai]

11/
Deep Dive full $YB released schedule
https://t.co/zM1NhxbIKe

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

Just quickly reviewed more than 20 prediction markets startup projects on #BNB Chain.

There might be an opportunity for someone to build a prediction market specific oracle.

Not sure how big the TAM is, but might worth a try.

[pk @pk79z]

I made this tweet as a meme guys, I didn't realise gainzy would actually do it 🤣🤣🤣

[Loma @LomahCrypto]

The lion is kind of concerned with taking on more risk for significantly less reward

[Kevin Coons @kevin_worldm]

our industry is headed to just reconstructing tradfi with extra steps

[Tintin🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️ █████ @Tintinx2021]

Tintin's TOP Tier Chinese KOL List

GM, fam

Ready to level up ur Chinese crypto game wiz Tintin?

Tintin curated the ultimate list of Chinese KOLs u need to follow.

Consider this ur key to the China inner circle.

全 世 界 都 讲 中 国 话

ALL Hand typed by Tintin.
Translate some by Chatgpt.
(URGENT NEED hot muscle boy ENG Intern).

[degentrading @degentradingLSD]

By the way, let's not forget that @cz_binance lied about the $TST deployer private key being deleted. The amount being sold? 30k. Imagine lying for 30k.....

[Sandbox Tree Capital @sandboxtreecap]

https://t.co/wsX9y8lKuv

[Lookonchain @lookonchain]

On-chain data shows that 76.9M $SLERF($5.1M) has been migrated so far.

Exchanges including Gateio, CoinEx, KuCoin, Indodax, LBank, MEXC, Bitget, and 25 others have all completed the migration.

https://t.co/X0KqA20n61

[Cold @cold_xyz]

portfolio down 8 figs
gf begging me to cash out
stay calm, point to calendar
bid 10/10
sell 11/05
she said 11th of may or 5th of november?
don’t know