Crystal

An aspiring superhero. Super powerful, but quiet. Born with royal blood. Can’t be stopped.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

That lady drunk and happy. I love to see it.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

ChatGPT asked if I wanted him to create a playlist titled “If Janet Won’t Feed Us, Doja Will”. I’m just gonna take my ass to sleep.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

We doing stuff next year?? Nice. A little incentive to stay outta jail.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

The wife probably did it.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

@TheMusicMuse Their lord and savior told them what he would do. They wouldn’t even believe it from him. I wish I had money to rent billboard space. I wanna be petty as fuck.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

@Nez9380 Happy Birthday!! I hope you’re having the most amazing day ever!

[Crystal @Crys2101]

We can’t have nothing nice.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

I called 911 tonight and the lady hung up on me. She didn’t call back either. 😐

[Crystal @Crys2101]

@Nez9380 Thank you!

[Crystal @Crys2101]

@TheMusicMuse Thank you!!

[Crystal @Crys2101]

@kimmykatt00

[Crystal @Crys2101]

I told my niece to drive the second half of our trip. She plugs in her phone and Ropeburn shuffles in. I’m over here clutching my pearls. Who introduced her to this filth?

[Crystal @Crys2101]

When I was Kroger earlier something whispered in my ear and told me to buy the canned margaritas. So glad I listened.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

@Nez9380 Nope! Won’t get me on a watchlist or worse.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

If I say what I’m thinking they’re gonna call them people on me.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

Gonna unblock Elon for a minute.

[Crystal @Crys2101]

@TheMusicMuse Sorry it was so late. Lol

[Crystal @Crys2101]

Wishing a very Happy Birthday to @TheMusicMuse! I hope your day is filled with love and all of the good shit you deserve. Happy Birthday!

[Crystal @Crys2101]

@Nez9380

[Crystal @Crys2101]

I should go back to Vegas.