Mei Yeen

I love shit posts but I can't write shit posts. I love puns but I can't come up with my own.

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

I'm living for this. The amount of no fucks given but yet the situation he finds himself in. Hilarious.

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

After years of my sister trying to convince me to pierce my ears again, I have now finally had it. It became a almost-full-family affair but it's paid by her so....when else to do it yeah?

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

Wow, I can cry. Or rather, I'm this close to breaking down. Spent an hour typing the damn fucking minutes but I didn't save the doc when I downloaded it from web WhatsApp???

So now I have to retype?????

I'm this close to throwing my laptop out the window.

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

Told my family that I need my friend(?) to start dating so that people will stop telling us to date each other.

Why he has to date and not me? Because I'm lazy and I don't want to subject another human to my selfishness😂

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

Before I die from my work + St John + being sick + on my period, I will most likely die from freezing at my office.

Here lies Mei Yeen, she cannot stand the heat and she cannot stand the cold. What a weakass body.

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

The problem with reading a new release, you get to experience the joy of waiting for the updates

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

Gonna have to work late this whole week because my initial plan of working last weekend did not happen 🥲🥲🥲
So many things to do, such a packed timeline. And I'm taking almost two weeks off this month😬😬😬

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

My first time dealing with one of the newer business consultants in my team, and I'm slightly annoyed at his wording.

He says things like, "You shall resolve the issue" or "You shall refer to my comment"

He most probably doesn't mean it that way, but it sounds condescending

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

I meowed at a cat when I was coming out from the dessert shop and then the cat kept coming after me. Why

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

I have a sister who is both because her Chinese zodiac is tiger but her horoscope is Leo.
So, she absolutely does not like most people but she sticks to us family like a leech. A furnace-level heat-emitting leech

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Lions = social animals that live in prides. Tigers = solitary animals that live solo.
This video illustrates really well the difference.

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

The torture of needing the toilet but you're stuck in a meeting that you absolutely cannot leave until it ends

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

As it turns out, a way for me to sort of get over my anxiety issues is to be pissed off.

Negative emotion does cancel out another negative emotion after all.

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

My tech manager is ridiculously good at coming up with daily examples to explain how the server performance should be like.

Now, I just need to save this shit

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

Came across something recently about taking 30mins when you reached home from work to get some chores done.

Well, I did it recently and no kidding, it feels great to get the thing out of the way and getting to relax after.

Now, I just need to do it 1-2 times weekly

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

What is it with people and their obsession with pairing me up with my friend just because we're both single?

Can't I just have some close guy friends that are platonic?

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

So many things to do. Brain is active as fuck. But I just want to shut down for the day and only get back to it tomorrow morning.

Yea, fuck it. Imma shut my brain down for the weekend

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

In a constant cycle of knowing that
> I'm not a nice person but then
> People tell me I'm nice so
> I think "Oh, I'm not that bad I guess"

Then something subjectively bad happens and I couldn't care less, thus
> I'm not a nice person after all

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

Oh my god, 4 hours video call with my sis.

How the hell do we even talk so much

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

Indeed, the best indicator of whether I lost weight or slimmed down is that my jeans fit me differently now.

There's more room than previously where I'd be just that slightly stuffed in 🥹 I'm just proud of myself for sticking to the plan this year and losing 3kg thus far

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

What is this? Low sugar? Over caffeinated?

But I actually had 2 full meals today and only drank 1 Hainan cham? What is this? Old age?

[Mei Yeen @Crys2703]

Suddenly having my hands shaking and overall uneasiness when I got up to get a sip of water turned into me cooking a simple pasta meal and eating a handful of raisins.

Man, it's my luck that I cooked 2 portions of pasta this morning so I have something quick on hand