Crys Sanders

•Healthy🍩•Happy😃•Humble💃🏻•Sweat therapy advocate🏋️‍♀️💪🏼•Mama 1st👩‍👧•Smart ass always👊🏼•Add a dash of wit immersed in an organized mess of OKness🙌🏼

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX Rental car companies are the Tinder of the auto industry.. around for a good time not a long time. Drive it into the ground, but fill up the gas tank.

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX @jasondickaf Keep your relatability rolling, duct tape it back on and take a blue sharpie to it.

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX @jasondickaf
Please, next time reply with “this is a dick-tatorship.. you have no rights”🤣

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX @jasondickaf new hair, new dietary rules.. what have I done to our households? As a part time Bumblina host, I’ll do my part to convert her back.

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX Well, that nut bucket of a couch will thank you 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX Make it a “no load zone”.. as long as you don’t bust a 🥜 or leave a 🐌 trail on it, you’re solid Nick.

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX When your friends are old enough to drink away the pain of another year of unaccomplished achievements, you give them the gift of liquid coping mechanisms.

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX I fully support the Christmas dedication, maaaybe that was the mom plan all along. Next donation, “replenish my Christmas fund” Ho Ho Ho No Mo 😂

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX I label Nicks non-relationship as “optimally involved”! Get after is Nick, labels drain the soul of sex 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX 7:04am, Sept. 14th - the day my daughter asked me “mama, what are anal beads” 🤦🏻‍♀️ Me: It’s short for Animal beads, it’s jewelry for your pets…Why don’t you pick a song on Spotify?
@jasondickaf keeping my mom bullshit skills strong 🤣

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX You monetized a Single Mom, you can’t curb the thirst and then take away the Dick dollars.

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX Careful Emily, it’s a Gateway drug. Been drinking coffee all my adult life and now have to take dry scoops of pre-workout just to feel normal in the morning. From roasted to toasted within 20 years 😂

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX Explaining to my 8 year old daughter what a photo album is, this was right after I had to explain what a floppy disk was 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@101xMorningX Seated in the car, it all oozes up front when you have lady parts. Never trust a pre-workout “fart” 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@FrontierCare Cust. Serv. is beyond horrible. Cannot get a call to go through & keep getting the same message of "High volumes try again". It's going on 10 days of the same thing-no email replies & still cant get a call to go through. Hoping the flight doesn't feel like this too.

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

@FlyFrontier I am beyond disappointed with the lack of customer service. I have tried calling several times just to get the same message of "we are experience high volumes please try your call again later" message. No matter when or how may times I call I get this same message.

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

Gold never tasted so good. Cheers! #Sweeps #SBTix4Life
https://t.co/EBqmCSKU49.

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

Adult life, when your level of excitement in a day is elevated after finding out you're getting a new printer.

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

Beyond thrilled to have had the chance to hang and have a drink w. @TechN9ne, a million thanks to you Tech. #TECHN9NE

[Crys Sanders @CrysNess85]

Waiting for the epicness of the one and only @KidCudi #VerizonAustin #SXSW #SXSW2015 #ATX #kidcudi