Chris Andrews

Full-time father that likes to try and play games, paint figures and draw stuff! My likes may contain 18+ material.

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@quiverXIII Oh youve cursed me with that purple guy shit fr

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@MarathonGG_ @ProphecyV4 Still rocking the friendly weaveworm account image in game :> *grabby hands*

[MarathonGG @MarathonGG_]

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

We are collaborating with @ProphecyV4 to give away a WEAVEworm Plush to 1 lucky winner 🥳

How to enter:
❤️ Like this post
🔃 Repost
👥Follow @MarathonGG_ & @ProphecyV4

Giveaway ENDS on June 9th!! So be sure & enter 🎉
(Winner will receive WEAVEworm as soon as they are restocked)

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@pornmommy002 DONE

[𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑯𝑫𝑶𝑴 𝑭𝑬𝑬𝑻𝒀💚 @pornmommy002]

iOS PC and ANDROID iPhone link is up‼️🚨

Be a good slut and click this link, what’s the worst that could happen~😈
Click it 💕💕

https://t.co/4UDajjMNm0…

To get password
1) RT , LIKE
2) send message ‘ PASSWORD’ on telegram
3) comment DONE

https://t.co/egHF4u5DSA

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@slugbox I'll admit I'm not on this app enough to know what troubles you friendo, but as someone who just had their wife of 15 years leave me and my daughter because "they found someone better" I'm at a real low ebb for humanity right now. But your art is wonderful and it cheers me up, ty

[✨ Hypnotic Enchantress Mommy ✨ @Yourpornmomm]

Let mommy keep on scrolling for you goonie~

That brain shutting off completely at the sight of porn-perfection🌀

Porn dopamine will forever rule your weak goon-rotted brain you silly perv✨

Get worse and explore even deeper pleasures💞

Doing feeding sessions tonight~💗

[Owlcat Games @OwlcatGames]

It's giveaway time!
Win a Warhammer 40,000: Dark Heresy alpha key — like and repost this post to enter, simple as that.
The winners will be announced after December 16th, so hurry up. Please ensure your DMs are open so we can contact you.
#owlcatadvent

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@stokessis Baked and did various kitchen activities with my mum growing up, made food for myself when I was living alone and then my now wife couldn't cook to save her life so I do all the kitchen stuff for us now. There's something very rewarding about watching your friends and family eat

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@emyyygirl Green 🟢

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@TaliesinEvitel After the previous early access preorder success it was an inevitability so I'm not even going to waste the effort to be mad about it. Sucked then, sucks now, sucks all the hype out of the experience.

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@RyeToastYT it's not like it's well hidden in the game files or anything, but there is a scuffed version of the Fazforce Ad included alongside the other classic ads, but with different/unprocessed dialogue. Rather charming I must say #SOTM

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@BellularGaming Judging by my generally mixed skillset Heroic clear guild imma say that heroic is pretty fine as is. Any harder and we'd have to make cuts for the lower performing friends - but the only thing stopping us from at least attempting Mythic is the 20 requirement. That shit sucks.

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

Hey @YouTube - which genius thought that I'd ever need to swipe up to skip to another video whilst in landscape view mode? Now to view/change to other apps I have to change the orientation of my phone to portrait and then swipe up. You had controls on screen at tap already ffs

[EVE Frontier @EVE_Frontier]

In the shadow of the Trinary, who will you become? EVE Frontier: a space survival simulation, revealed today.

Watch the Teaser Trailer now: https://t.co/UkY1xL6m7f

Learn more and register for the PHASE IV playtest (starts Sept 27) https://t.co/lNH5KZIbZr

#EVEFrontier

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@JewelKnightJess Finished this little greyseer friend, more clanrats up next.

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@Darkgale69 @MrGMYT Correction, 4 *days* early access

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@SashaScanlines One of my childhood favourites I must say, so many memories!

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@AshesofCreation "Look, I know you're hiding all the elephants from me. If you don't start ponying up I swear, if I don't start seeing big ears and glorious trunks in the next 5 minutes it'll be nothing but 90% taxes, constant farming and shakedowns until I have every. Single. One of them."

[Chris Andrews @Crysander]

@NovahGod @AshesofCreation At least as far as we're aware currently this is a no, they do however have some more giveaways planned apparently so keep your eyes open.