Crystal Martinez

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

VC - “Facebook is like Walmart”

[Nevada DOT Vegas @nevadadotvegas]

Avoiding udder chaos!🐮NDOT crews helped corral a runaway cow that was mooooving a little too close to traffic. Thankfully, there were no cowlisions and this bovine was brought to safety by animal control. 🐄🤠

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

Wohoo!! Go Hoffmann!

[Drake Football @DrakeBulldogsFB]

𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗱𝗼𝗴. Welcome, @vance_hoff72398 ‼️

🏈📹 https://t.co/3Qrd4ymQYJ

#DSMHometownTeam

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

New first world problem…. The straws at Starbucks are now made of cheaper plastic and it’s bullshit

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

“I’m not taking my glasses I’ve seen enough” - @_cValeriaaa ☠️☠️☠️

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Mood

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

🤡☠️ deadddddd

[Brett Forrest @brettforrestTV]

This is not a joke. Someone just called into our newsroom, on the verge of tears, asking me to tell Trump to bring TikTok back. She said she needs the app and is on the verge of a breakdown.

TikTok shut down in the US within the past hour.

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

Traffic has just taken itself to another level here in town ☠️

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

Why are there so many potholes on the 215? Seriously so confused 🤡

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

Why is 7/11 a common place where people get there ass beat

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

A pigeon with a Santa hat was spotted in the Las Vegas Convention Center parking lot today. (🎥 Derek Jochmann)

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

Do you spot the horse trailers 👀 they are arriving folks 😅 #nfr

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

☠️😵‍💫🫥🫠

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

Me: I’m harmless
Everyone else including IT: busts out laughing ☠️
Me: 🤡

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

Maternity leave is officially over 🙃

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

I’m convinced the internet is broken ☠️

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

It’s like nails on a chalk board when speaking to anyone in IT…… ☠️

[Crystal Martinez @Cryssiiiii]

USPS really needs to get a grip….

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Joe Biden has dropped out of the 2024 US Presidential race and there is only one suitable replacement.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Trump talking trash about Biden’s golf swing on the course this morning.