lefthanded.leftist.08

musical fanatic, atheist, vegetarian, musician and all-around crazy person, are all phrases that accurately describe me

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

I honestly don't see why anyone takes Boris Johnson seriously. besides the pathological lying, his initials literally spell 'BJ' and his last name is Johnson. he's like a walking innuendo.

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

@Smajor1995 Slaayy

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

This is bitlife people.

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

@JeffreeStar

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

I go to the zoo w/ my grandma and brother. We go to eat lunch and I find that this is the plate they brought for meh. Fml

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

In case you were wondering... This is what I have been up to the past half an hour
#maniquinhead https://t.co/qUivWtANk9

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

how to make an England sandwich:

B: Brexit
L: labour
T: tea

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

why do i find this so fucking funny?

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

any tips on getting past the black tube at the beginning of getting over it? i'm really struggling. the internet is not kidding when they tell people not to play this game

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

Me: *is playing an impossible piece on my violin that I've been learning for a year and can't get it right, needs complete concentration and ANY distractions would fuck it up in front of 200 ppl w/ examiners at the back taking notes*
my mind: HERCULES MULLIGAN
my violin: sQUeEk

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

you Americans hope for a white Christmas, while i'm in the land of Brexit and tea hoping for a white march

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

@steph0sims mood

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

Learn The Alphabet With: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals: https://t.co/zV5jxWUMd4 via @YouTube

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

forget about my last tweet. logan🤦‍♀️ MaleOnlyMarch??????? WTF you can't go gay for a month that's not how it fucking works! this reminds me that he will never change and his apologies are bullshit. i'm not forgetting what a moron he is this time. i'm done with this bull

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

I'm glad that so far this year no one has pulled another forest incident. It's rare that we can go 12 days without someone being cancelled

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

Happy new year! Here's to (a hopefully less shit than 2018) 2019!

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

@steph0sims please tell us (me) what the video is called

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

I get an electric uke for Christmas and not 10 minutes after I start playing the A string snaps off. now I can't play until 27th because the music shops are closed #fml #ChristmasDay2018 #FirstWorldProblems

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

Release Iceland’s banned Christmas advert on TV #NoPalmOilChristmas - Sign the Petition! This is bullshit clearcast! what's more important, the planet or your business and money. am I right or am I right?! https://t.co/xqE9Y0WHLN via @UKChange

[lefthanded.leftist.08 @Crystal82725720]

@SomethingelseYT Uh oh, no swearing on my Christian Minecraft server