crystal.

low-key w. a bankroll.

[crystal. @CrystalABrooks]

Whew🙏🏾

[flame⛧ @laflameclipping]

Cam Newton asked Saucy Santana if there are cues to identify download activity and he says no as there are gayest nggas that is really straight and Cam Newton immediately asked him if he thinks he’s gay💀😭

“No, even with your little bow tie and all that and your legs crossed, you know your little bodysuit on”😂🤦‍♂️

[iSTAN🐎 @iSTAN4oe]

One thing about Megan Thee Stallion… she’s been snapping on these beats since the come-up 🔥

No title needed. The freestyle spoke for itself then and still does now 🐎😮‍💨

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

You just had to be there during the rap girlie unity era!

[Mr. Christopher @iamalmostlegend]

Yes 😂🙏🏽

[Softboy @softboywin]

What does the bacon industry have against resealable packaging?

[crystal. @CrystalABrooks]

@its_Lynx1 I am my own safe space. I love myself so much & Im funny af.

[crystal. @CrystalABrooks]

teach me babbbbyyyyyyyy

[crystal. @CrystalABrooks]

definitely paid $100 lol

[crystal. @CrystalABrooks]

just got the best silk press in my life in my homegirl house.

[Icontrolthetrafic @Icontrolth13030]

Only country niggas and prison niggas wear tanks under their shirts

[Maximus Garvey @MaxxFreeze]

@Icontrolth13030 Fellas fellas. It all depends on the shirt and the event. Sometimes no tank is appropriate and sometimes if it’s your good shirt you need a buffer.

[☥ Seth _ Kemite ☥ @King__Bantu]

Les blanches sont jalouses des noires. Du coup, elles veulent que toute l’attention soit sur elles. Dans leur tête, elles pensent être les plus jolies et les plus attirantes.

Contexte : “ Elle m’avait vue. Elle savait que j’étais en train de faire ma photo. Et pourtant”

[Wrong @BeigeHexagon]

@Toribabieegirl Water. Drink enough water and water starts to be the best tasting drink you can have

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

this is a piece of history. put it in the smithsonian

[JAKE ♠️🇺🇸🩸 @jake_oncall]

When immigrants bring anti-Blackness to America, we gon’ show y’all we ain’t the same ones y’all mistreat back home.” 🇲🇽

[crystal. @CrystalABrooks]

just finished scream 4. why did they have the little cousin be the killer? I didn’t like that one

[crystal. @CrystalABrooks]

quiet as it’s kept, living in a small city has its perks fr.

[crystal. @CrystalABrooks]

@TheLatamGuy colonialism

[Elle Lookbook @EvaLovesDesign]

What each time of day is actually called

[crystal. @CrystalABrooks]

$150+ for a silk press is crazy.