Crystal DiSarro

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

I need Rosé Champagne back from @bathbodyworks ASAP

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

@PrimeVideo I think you need to fire your caption guy

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

@xevekiah

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

Can @bathbodyworks make a Root Beer Float candle already??

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

@Mishi_2210 52

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

@___rattyy They get divorced

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

Today is the day I RIOT! @Starbucks didn’t bring chestnut back until 12/02 and all stores in my area are sold out already and said they will not be getting any more. Now I won’t be getting Starbucks until August when pumpkin spice comes back.

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

@Wawa are we getting steamers back this holiday season???

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

@McDonalds did monopoly end early?? Why don’t we have any pieces on our recent order??

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

My husband said we can see @edsheeran in Philly if @AvrilLavigne is there so lets make it happen

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

I thought @redbull was bringing back iced vanilla berry as the ice edition?!

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

0 labubus owned, 0 episodes of Love Island watched, 0 dubai chocolate products ingested

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

@redlobster WHERE IS THE BAR HABOR LOBSTER BAKE WHERE IS IT

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

Had a dream @JoeSantagato and his mom were hosting a Hanukkah party and I was invited.

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

@_celia_bedelia_ These people saying “then don’t get pregnant” LIKE that doesn’t change the potential risks lol the risks will still exist. Not getting pregnant doesn’t change the fact that all of those things ARE outcomes. I don’t drink alcohol but alcohol still causes intoxication.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"

Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

[roxy @hendrixnroses]

me judging all the #MetGala looks tonight

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

@Built_Bar has changed the protein game for my 3 year old!

[Crystal DiSarro @CrystalBurkhard]

@goosfrabaka @lovxtwd Isn’t that Maggie?

[jenna ☀️ @seminerdist]

ROBERT IRWIN?!?!!