pAinguin 💛

she/her
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Sage/Skye 💕

[Maya @MayaMonogatari]

“How often do you two have sex?”
The therapist asked.
“Twice a week,” I said.
“Five times,” my wife said at the same time.
I turned to her.
“Five?”
She nodded.
The therapist smiled.
“Interesting. You both sound very confident.”
My wife folded her arms.
“He’s only counting the nights he was fully awake. I’m counting everything else.”
I stared at her.
“What does that mean?”....

[Bernard Taylor @BTForFL]

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it.

And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him.

Do with that story what you will.

[pAinguin 💛 @CrystalDajung]

@AJStillDontCare @DesmondBrock5 @andremontoyaa_ The way yall ignored the fact that it literally says "birth" is insane 👁👄👁

[pAinguin 💛 @CrystalDajung]

@yanrewzhr @ValorLeaks Im p sure its limited edition so once it's gone, it's not coming back

[pAinguin 💛 @CrystalDajung]

@aimlessemerald @Hfhfhfzz @Juju_Lefty @valorantleaksEN Itd be a very simplified version of PTC but i think i see it loll

[pAinguin 💛 @CrystalDajung]

@harjrive @okay1see !!

[yomiverse 💚 @CENTERlTUS]

PLEASE 😭

[willius @will1us]

tenz just like me fr.

[SIKHO @SikhoSomke]

i've come to the conclusion that regardless of how much sleep i get i will always be tired.

[a @Grimoire43]

pov: you use the phantom in valorant

[Red @ValorantRed]

CRAZY NEON BACKSLIDE

[VALORANT Champions Tour @ValorantEsports]

These Sage players might just make you want to switch mains!

@hoodyVAL, @Jingggxd, and @DerrekOW have been flexing their Sage plays in the #VCT. Take a look at their playstyles in the latest episode of NXT-UP!

[Make Up A VALORANT Player @makeavaloplayer]

VALORANT player who always checks their shop knowing full well they cannot afford a single thing that will show up there (then cries about it later)

[sadie | chiper agenda @crystalprism0]

viper: no me and chamber aren’t dating.

brimstone: question. what do bees make??

viper: [confused] ….honey??

chamber: [from across the room] yes, cherie???

brimstone:

viper:

brimstone: don’t ever lie to me again

#VALORANT #incorrectvalorant