Crystal Jack

Jaguar Black, better stand back

Bring Back Eisner!

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

Same with Live and Let Die. "Well, the whole repeatedly trying to shoot him thing hasn't worked, better try the old snake through the window trick"

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

Dr. No's plan is so funny "Your attempts to murder James Bond with guns and assassins have failed. You should instead just put a tarantula in his room and hope that it decides to bite him"

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

@lilbatzz A lot of information you say? Sounds like she knows that if something's worth doing it's worth doing with XS.

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

Wolf Among Us 2? All is redeemed

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

This SGF being 90% horror games is so so ass.

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

Being so out of touch with culture that you still think the main thing people associate Trump with is being funny, explains a lot about why no one seems to like your new movie.

[Variety @Variety]

Marlon Wayans says setting "White Chicks 2" at Trump's Mar-a-Lago is "not a terrible idea."

"White Chicks" can go anywhere, but Mar-a-Lago and Florida would definitely be a fun place to make that happen and see our girls in that world. 'White Chicks" are like Medea — you can send them to space and they’ll be funny. I wanna do 'A Very White Chicks Christmas.' I have a different idea, but we’re discussing. And we’ll find the right place to put them."

https://t.co/XAtE6tYn6u

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

The Eric Adams part is funny enough but low key the fact his self saving caveat is thinking an NYC mayor obviously can't be a national political figure and then we got Zohran Mamdani is just...chef's kiss

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

Stirring thoughts from the excellent judge of character and always on the pulse Nate Silver

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

Stirring thoughts from the excellent judge of character and always on the pulse Nate Silver

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Keep in mind that if you're defending Platner at this point you're signing up for 5 more months of defending an obvious pathological liar.

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

@asymmetricinfo "Platner's allegations are corroborated because we can confirm he did know the woman" and you have a job at what I'm sure you want people to believe is a legitimate outfit. No wonder America is such a joke ass country.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

NYT published uncorroborated accusations against @grahamformaine of “unsettling” and “toxic” behavior that came from a Heritage staffer who previously worked for a conservative org that backs Collins.

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

@justalilguyEEEE Comic book video games have sold hundred of millions of copies, you fucking idiot.

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

Fucking pathetic, it says:
- not their fault
- "willing to discuss" dropping the lawsuit against the innocent people. (Fucking disgusting)
- The Lego were never worth that much
- The Go Fund Me to circumvent their cruelty has been successful, so don't worry about it

Fuck them.

[ThePunKing @The_PunKing]

BREAKING!!!

Salem store owners resign from BAM

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

Kids nowadays don't remember the Lord of the Rings The Two Towers game

[zee @M0BILESUITZER0]

first light might be the first success story for what we define as the “cinematic game”

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

"A low level life" and it was just like the average US salary at the time except he also had unlimited free food, drinks and medical care

[dank @cptdankkk]

Rob Gronkowski says he lived off $50,000 as an NFL rookie because he understood the NFL meant "Not For Long"

"My agent gave me a $50,000 advance for what's going to come in the marketing world for myself. I just had to pay him back within the first $50,000 I made"

"I was able to purchase my first car, which was a 2008 Escalade, and then to be able to pay rent once I got to New England. And then from there on out, I really didn't need any other money"

"I was getting free meals at the facility. I just kind of needed gas money. You go out, the drinks are free or you pay for one, you get 10 free when you're when you're on the Patriots up in the Boston area"

"So I wasn't really spending much money at all, especially when it got to the season. I mean, you're inside that building and everything's handed to you on a daily basis from breakfast all the way to dinner"

"I just lived off my marketing dollars. I was living a low-level life. I had a condo with a roommate that was on the team as well. We're paying $1,500 a month in rent while in the NFL"

"I was very frugal and that's how I got away with it. Not having any lavish purchases, the first couple years in the league and just banking away what I was making because I truly understood that the NFL stands for not for long"

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

@Tiny_Spud It also kinda doesn't matter cause the whole name thing is about Paul wanting them to call it Faye, which, unless I mistaken, has nothing to do with Laufey or Loki in the MCU and purely is based on knowing her as that from God of War, so it's that series imposing it's canon

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

@Tiny_Spud He may refer to himself as that in that moment in honor of his reconciliation with his adopted family, but when anyone else calls him by his full name, such as in the Loki show, they call him Loki Laufeyson, that is canonically his name in the MCU

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

@Tiny_Spud Except in Marvel his name is also Loki Laufeyson, so this name misunderstanding comes not from Marvel but entirely from God of War

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

@Silentsky960 @JakeSucky They were robbed in the process of trying to sell the Legos to get the money to get medical care to help their sick father, you stupid bitch.

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

@RenitentHat5269 You sound very not baited right now, you sure proved me wrong

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

Literally every argument against considering time when evaluating value boils down to "well, I have the money, so I don't care".

0 self awareness on how that obviously automatically makes your feelings on the subject irrelevant.

[Peter @PeterP_1985]

I've spent like £80 on a cinema trip for 3 of us to watch a 2 hour movie.

If I get a fantastic experience from a game that last 8-10 hours for £70, thats absolutely fine with me, let alone 18 hours.

Quality >>>> quantity

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

@RenitentHat5269 At this point I'm just entertained, cause you're clearly incredibly baited and I wasn't even trying to bait you, just a mild ass take. Just worked yourself into a shoot.

[Crystal Jack @CrystalJackLack]

@RenitentHat5269 It's my tweet, I don't need an excuse to respond to it. Unlike all the people who are mad.