C.J

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we're allowing them to run our entire country.

[໊ @wynavira]

what doesn’t kill you makes you sit like this at 3am

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

[C.J @CrystalJaii]

I just sent in my resignation text today 2 min away from the worksite, and let me tell you how freeing that felt lmao

[flo 🇺🇾 @reuruguaya]

Cuando pago en efectivo y mi cuenta bancaria se mantiene igual

[C.J @CrystalJaii]

As an adult, I get angry with myself when I pay good money for a meal that wasn’t all that good or special in the end lmao

[C.J @CrystalJaii]

I need spring to make an entrance ASAP before I become emo again

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

me wondering if i'm protecting my peace or just being avoidant

[C.J @CrystalJaii]

Pizza party as a reward at school for meeting monthly goal > Pizza party at the company I worked for that should of been rewarding us with a payment bonus instead

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when you’re trying to cancel plans but that one friend keep finding solutions

[C.J @CrystalJaii]

The people who keep DUNKIN’ in business, shouldn’t associate with me. Please stay away from me.

[C.J @CrystalJaii]

Reminder to please apply deodorant before you leave your home, I know you’re reading this.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[C.J @CrystalJaii]

All the Twitter users moved to Threads, X flopped

[C.J @CrystalJaii]

I need one of these Mii punching bags, but I want to customize it to resemble me more. Just so I can beat it every night.

[C.J @CrystalJaii]

Haciéndome pndja jaajajajja

[cris🧋— ilya rozanov’s lover @crishatesall]

cómo se sentía la vida a los 16 cuando me dormía a las 4 am leyendo fanfics/libros y me despertaba temprano para ir a la escuela sin ninguna preocupación o cansancio

[nati 🍮໒꒱ @natagepi]

chicas espero que cuando seamos abuelas llevemos trinkets en los andadores en plan así