crystal soderberg

Love and cook with reckless abandon (she/her)

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

@OobyZoo @katyperry No :(

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

@katyperry okay I know ur on stage and hyping the ATL and it’s fine and all but could you please help this Millennial girl out and play anything from your one of boys album (ur so gay)

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

@OobyZoo @katyperry Anytime - I love cats and grandparents and helping them 🙏🏼

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

I love you and I’m old I guess please dear gosh I’m not a Jay rat or Katy hat but I’d be able to quit nicotine maybe if you sing ur so gay

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

PLEASE

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

sorry for how i acted when something happened. i just super hate it when things happen

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

@pashedmotatos Jill didn’t say this it was the vogue writer

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

inside of me are two wolves (one refusing to get in the shower, one refusing to get out of the shower)

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

@KevinHellestad I wasn’t wondering but now I know

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

@MichaelaOkla I’m pretty sure twiggy did eyeshadow under your create more of a shadow illusion

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In March, a man in Minnesota was stopped by a police officer and tried to use a ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ card. After that, the local sheriff’s office wrote that ‘the state of Minnesota does not recognize this as a valid document’.

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

Ran into my ex the other night

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

In my divorced dad rock phase

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

Few things stress me out like a Trader Joe’s parking lot

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

that moment when you accidentally turn on the front facing camera on your phone

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

@callmekarizma Same boo

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

@OobyZoo Thx

[crystal soderberg @CrystalKiana]

Sad and stupid vibes only